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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
And I'm just lying here on the couch poo poo posting.

Just realized my dick is fully visible in these shorts I'm wearing. Like whole thing nothing left to the imagination.

Do you think he has noticed? Should a say something?


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porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

Nooner posted:

And I'm just lying here on the couch poo poo posting.

Just realized my dick is fully visible in these shorts I'm wearing. Like whole thing nothing left to the imagination.

Do you think he has noticed? Should a say something?

sodomy

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

If hes playing dragon age hes a homosexual and hes going to try to blow your dick when u least expect it

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
he's probably not interested because your cut

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
wow op jamaican me horny

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

is your roommate hot op

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
ask him how dragon age is going

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Throwdini posted:

he's probably not interested because your cut

Sorry I got a hot rod that is circumcised as per the Lord's covenant with Abraham :shrug:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

TEAYCHES posted:

is your roommate hot op

He is kinda on the swarthy side of Spaniard if that's what you're into

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

is he circumcised? im guessing not if hes swarthy

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
put your dick back into your shorts

then remove your shorts and continue

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


the witch in that game is hot

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
you should give him a soft, tender kiss on the lips and if he spurns your advances say "hey baby youre dragon me down

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

TEAYCHES posted:

is he circumcised? im guessing not if hes swarthy

Haven't seen his D but he is a catlick so I'm guessing yes

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Hit him for noticing/not noticing your dick and then once more if he's not playing a mage.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
make sure he fucks the fabulous gay elf. though if he has a dog-loving mod you should probably get out of there, since you a bitch.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I kind of miss living with other bros and playing videogames all night. Cherish these moments.

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
This is the most action you've had in your life isn't it nooner

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
You have to find out his life story, and buy him a gift he's always wanted before he'll suck that cock, OP.

The Dregs fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Apr 27, 2015

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Das Boo posted:

Hit him for noticing/not noticing your dick and then once more if he's not playing a mage.

Is mage the good choice? I am playing it with a warrior and it seems to be okay buy rogue or mage seems like it would be more interesting

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

Nooner posted:

Is mage the good choice? I am playing it with a warrior and it seems to be okay buy rogue or mage seems like it would be more interesting

1 mage is normal difficulty
2 mages is easy mode.
zero mages is hard difficulty.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Nooner posted:

Is mage the good choice? I am playing it with a warrior and it seems to be okay buy rogue or mage seems like it would be more interesting

warrior is kinda the worst, i think rogue can achieve the highest single target dps but having 2 mages in your party allows you to shut basically everything down

it's fine though, only matters if you want to brutalize the game, it's beatable on nightmare with a warrior PC

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
BUMP!


POST YOUR DICK@!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Start coughing really loud to get his attention.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
are there actually dragons in that game?

I played the multiplayer with a bunch of friends and all I did was run though the same 3 dungeons and fight the same 3 sets of mobs. multiplayer in that game was pure poo poo. no dragons or anything. and you spend all your time trying to find cloth.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

proof of concept posted:

BUMP!


POST YOUR DICK@!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

spacemang_spliff posted:

are there actually dragons in that game?

I played the multiplayer with a bunch of friends and all I did was run though the same 3 dungeons and fight the same 3 sets of mobs. multiplayer in that game was pure poo poo. no dragons or anything. and you spend all your time trying to find cloth.

There is a multiplayer??! gently caress about to take this poo poo to the next level next time I get on the sticks!!

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Very slowly and casually put you ankles around the back of your neck and ask huskily, "Does this look normal to you?"

pwnyXpress
Mar 28, 2007
Just put this on your laptop on repeat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PGIJ45p1vY

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
https://i.imgur.com/N3b6J1y.gif :nws:

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0

Play this and do the helicopter dick

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
a guy playing dragon age near another guy is sort of like hitting on him

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
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