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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



I’m somewhat obsessed with physical fitness right now. It’s surprising, because the new year’s health push usually dissipates by February! Just yesterday I thought, “What’s the point of being thin if I don’t have four pack abs?” And then I started thinking what kind of person thinks about these types of questions? Pretty unproductive and pointless if you ask me.

I’ve come to the conclusion that those with the highest self-esteem are the least fit and most indebted people on Earth. Meanwhile, those who constantly think about their looks, and who are always at the gym exercising and pumping iron have the lowest self-esteem. They are constantly checking themselves in the mirror to admire their physiques, even though they already know they look fine.


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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



It seems like all the fat threads eventually devolve into who's the least fat, which is pretty pathetic, imho.

ItBurns
Jul 24, 2007
caramel macchiato

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Business Gorillas posted:

They are constantly checking themselves in the mirror to admire their physiques, even though they already know they look fine.
Getting images for their wank bank. Masturbation is about truly loving yourself. :unsmith:

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



my legs are all bruised from lifting weights i feel so jealous of fat people now

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
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It's cool that fully grown adults never stop bullying. I AM the most normal person.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

gay sewer monster posted:

It's cool that fully grown adults never stop bullying. I AM the most normal person.

There is a basic need, that is commonly observable in all humans to some degree, to feel "worth". Some people ascribe that by assigning a lesser worth to others, they are raising their own worth.

Oh wait, you're not being serious.

*FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

not being fat is my proudest adult achievement and the one I feel the need to tell internet strangers about, over and over, every day

second biggest is not being short

A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Apr 27, 2015

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:

not being fat is my proudest adult achievement and the one I feel the need to tell internet strangers about, over and over, every day

second biggest is not being short

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

not being fat is my proudest adult achievement and the one I feel the need to tell internet strangers about, over and over, every day

second biggest is not being short

acutally you are are fat hth

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i have hydrocephalus...of my dick head

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

not being fat is my proudest adult achievement and the one I feel the need to tell internet strangers about, over and over, every day

second biggest is not being short

Same, and then I remember I got a tiny dick. :negative:

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

you know who has really low self esteem?

fat people

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:

not being fat is my proudest adult achievement and the one I feel the need to tell internet strangers about, over and over, every day

second biggest is not being short

A Wisard of Goatse hosed around with this message

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

nah I really just find the whole fat acceptance thing really stupid

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
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LethalGeek posted:

nah I really just find the whole fat acceptance thing really stupid

Your handle is LethalGeek, and you have the worst avatar on this website.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
im fat but my self esteem was lower when i was fat and weak

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Business Gorillas posted:

It seems like all the fat threads eventually devolve into who's the least fat, which is pretty pathetic, imho.

i disagree, it's great, you just need proper perspective

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
fat people are not very attractive and are probably really lazy

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

fat people are not very attractive and are probably really lazy

thats a bit presumtous of u *slips on chicken nugget*

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
I sleep 18 hours a day and piss and poo poo my pants! i'm healthy! I can't control my natural body functions like hunger or sleeping or pissing and making GBS threads

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
just because you force yourself to use a toilet bowl doesn't make you better then me, it's my life, my choices

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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I have a FB friend who was formerly fat & lost a bunch of weight doing a crossfit/bulimia plan & she always wants to talk to me about fitness, because I'm pretty vain & can be a little obsessive about working out and will usually jump at the chance to bore the poo poo out of someone talking boring fitness talk, but whenever we would talk she would just want to talk about two things: 1) crossfit poo poo that has it's own weird moon language and 2) how disgusting she found people she knew that were fatter than her and was basically just wanting me to say horrible poo poo about fat people so we could both, I don't know, feel superior about how fat people were subhuman or whatever. I'm guessing the fat threads are filled with people like her.

edit: basically I hope she'll find it just as hilarious when she gains all that weight back

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I have a FB friend who was formerly fat & lost a bunch of weight doing a crossfit/bulimia plan & she always wants to talk to me about fitness, because I'm pretty vain & can be a little obsessive about working out and will usually jump at the chance to bore the poo poo out of someone talking boring fitness talk, but whenever we would talk she would just want to talk about two things: 1) crossfit poo poo that has it's own weird moon language and 2) how disgusting she found people she knew that were fatter than her and was basically just wanting me to say horrible poo poo about fat people so we could both, I don't know, feel superior about how fat people were subhuman or whatever. I'm guessing the fat threads are filled with people like her.

edit: basically I hope she'll find it just as hilarious when she gains all that weight back

that's an interesting anecdote trixie hardcore, but I prefer to think that they are people who have been healthy all their lives sick of the internet bullshit that is spewed and not challenged by morally weak people too narcissistic and scared to disagree with outrageous bullshit

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Poetic Justice posted:

that's an interesting anecdote trixie hardcore, but I prefer to think that they are people who have been healthy all their lives sick of the internet bullshit that is spewed and not challenged by morally weak people too narcissistic and scared to disagree with outrageous bullshit

I'm not going into one of those threads to find out, poetic justice

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
isn't gbs full of socialist anime marxists? how can you be okay with people taking more than their share . . . . food is a finite thing and these people are taking more than their share, it's hosed up beyond words

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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Please someone explain anime Marxist Socialism to me please now.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

gay sewer monster posted:

Your handle is LethalGeek, and you have the worst avatar on this website.

Way to show me....you?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
You must collect enough Dragonballs for everyone, because the wish of one man is the wish of every worker.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Trixie Hardcore posted:

You must collect enough Dragonballs for everyone, because the wish of one man is the wish of every worker.

that's it, and if you don't see the cognitive dissonance between being okay with fat people being fat and that, you are mentally ill

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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Well obviously once I collected all the Dragonballs I would just wish for everyone to be fit & healthy.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
anime marxism is socialism that has nothing to do with the working class

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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I hope senpai notices class struggle is eternal today.

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