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Flocons de Jambon posted:I'm an eight foot tall eunich you insensitive clod.
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Mark your territory. Piss on her couch
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Apr 27, 2015 19:13
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Dr Cheeto posted:Mark your territory.
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Apr 27, 2015 19:22
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Tell them about your hobby in creating quotes.
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Apr 27, 2015 19:55
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Nation posted:lol if you arent 5'9 with a 6ft blonde sucking your cock So in which stall did you see his number?
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Apr 27, 2015 21:00
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I've heard ISIS has a bunch of women who want to get plowed by a mujihadeen so get your rear end to Syria
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Apr 27, 2015 21:26
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Scream "CUCK ME" at the top of your lungs until you go blue and pass out.
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Apr 27, 2015 21:42
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he's already deep inside Robin's butthole.
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Apr 27, 2015 21:52
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Don't worry, I got your back OP. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_BPoC7Ru54 Strong sexy Stockholm vibes.
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Apr 27, 2015 21:54
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Yaos posted:Tell them about your hobby in creating quotes. Wonder how he feels knowing he created a timeless classic.
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JebanyPedal posted:Wonder how he feels knowing he created a timeless classic. In this moment? He is euphoric.
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Apr 27, 2015 21:57
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Learn to play "Wonderwall" by Oasis on guitar. Go to a party, find an acoustic guitar, and play it over and over again.
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Apr 27, 2015 22:09
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Dyna Soar posted:to be fair the big dick is only useful if it gives you confidence well yes but it gives you more confidence than anything else you can possibly imagine ever see those really average white guys who walk with that cool black guy swagger? mighty dick game
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Ein cooler Typ posted:being a nice guy / expecting a gf in exchange for kindness is wrong So you say hello and you'll get a prompt. When that happens, press x, y, x, x, b, b, b, down, down, and then grow a pair you little bitch and just be a normal human.
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Apr 27, 2015 22:13
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Be tall and call short guys "Darwin snacks" and brag about your basketball exploits.
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Apr 27, 2015 22:13
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Switch to dudes, they're always up for it.
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Apr 27, 2015 22:24
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Ivor Biggun posted:Switch to dudes, they're always up for it. I asked a gay man I know if he was aware of any gay pick up artists, and he said he had never heard of nor thought about such a thing. So what this man says is prolly true.
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how me a frog posted:I asked a gay man I know if he was aware of any gay pick up artists, and he said he had never heard of nor thought about such a thing. So what this man says is prolly true. I wish I knew a gay man 
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Apr 27, 2015 22:28
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Gauges. Big gauges stretching out your ear lobes.
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City of Tampa posted:Learn to play "Wonderwall" by Oasis on guitar. Go to a party, find an acoustic guitar, and play it over and over again. This works.
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Apr 27, 2015 22:42
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Be buff, handsome, witty, and have at least two hobbies or unusual interests. Worked a lot better for me then being a dork, a nerd, or super nice
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City of Tampa posted:Learn to play "Wonderwall" by Oasis on guitar. Go to a party, find an acoustic guitar, and play it over and over again. your a terrible human being.
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Apr 27, 2015 22:59
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I'm gay
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Apr 27, 2015 23:36
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I have gathered the information from this thread and summarize that you need to be a 7' tall basketball playing rapist, with a long small dick, who is rich and an rear end in a top hat. However, care about what she talks about take her places while ignoring her and being gay. Anything I missed?
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City of Tampa posted:Learn to play "Wonderwall" by Oasis on guitar. Go to a party, find an acoustic guitar, and play it over and over again. wrong. playing guitar hasn't been cool since kurt cobain played with a shotgun.
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Apr 27, 2015 23:52
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chloroform ;-) rape joke ;-)
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i asked your dad and he says he just gives them a dollar
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Miggles posted:I have gathered the information from this thread and summarize that you need to be a 7' tall basketball playing rapist, with a long small dick, who is rich and an rear end in a top hat. However, care about what she talks about take her places while ignoring her and being gay. No you just need to be 7" tall and the rest will take care of itself. At that height anything more is like putting rims on a Bugatti.
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Miggles posted:I have gathered the information from this thread and summarize that you need to be a 7' tall basketball playing rapist, with a long small dick, who is rich and an rear end in a top hat. However, care about what she talks about take her places while ignoring her and being gay. Go get'em tiger
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Have you tried flunitrazepam?
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Universe Master posted:Once I saw a dating show with a literal dwarf girl who was looking to get back on the meat market. I saw a dwarf girl being pushed in a shopping cart by a guy who was over six feet tall. I thought she was his daughter or something before they started making out in the food court. OP: Step one - Get Off The Internet. Step two - Get Out Of Your House. Step three - Meet Women. Step four - Be Funny. Step one is a lie, I've gotten more pussy since joining Something Awful than I did before.
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JebanyPedal posted:Wonder how he feels knowing he created a timeless classic. Somebody posted the same quote, but attributed to Neil Degrasse Tyson. The mods deleted it, but Reddit does not completely remove a thread unless da op deletes it themselves. http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/15y8f5/powerful_quote_from_neil_degrasse_tyson_wow/
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Don't call them "females." They don't like that. Girls, ladies, or women are okay, maybe some other ones like "dudettes"
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My Q-Face posted:. This is by default, since he was twelve when he joined.
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women have weak brains and weak will. Simply confuse them long enough with crafty lies and they will submit to your wiles, young wizard
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Zzulu posted:women have weak brains and weak will. Simply confuse them long enough with crafty lies and they will submit to your wiles, young wizard A valid strategy. I think some birds use elaborate dances to hypnotize(mesmerize?) the lady birds. Here, I build you a bower full of shiny pebbles. Will you have sex with me ? So I guess a cool apartment or house might get you laid too, as long as you have shiny stuff in it ! Women, like some birds, like shiny things
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You've got to roll a natural 20, unless you're playing second edition, in which case she needs to make a saving throw versus your wand. Rod saving throws are a little tougher, obviously.
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