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Worst race is any race that isn't the standard fantasy fare in a fantasy game. Like you always have elf human dwarf but then they throw in like draenei or something. gently caress that. Well, thri-kreen were kinda cool. Also the lazy mode of "animal person" for race is up there with lovely races. Then again, thri-kreen were cool.
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Asherati are awesome but on the other hand, godlike, so I don't know what to think
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Apr 29, 2015 08:11
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Third-Elf Fartsmith literally the worst
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Apr 29, 2015 08:24
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bloodsacrifice posted:I play a lizardman with high charisma so I can run for re election I, Uncle Crassus will vote for you.
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Apr 29, 2015 08:26
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Do you guys remember trying to find balmora? poo poo was nuts. And on the way you'd stumble into cannible cults? It was like my second play through before I realized I could take a giant walking flee. I played a wood elf for a while until I realized they were like four feet tall. This is my power fantasy and I want to be at least average height damnit. I also found the boots of blinding speed which was p dope. Same with the scroll of icariane flight or w/e. Magic blew in that game. My dumb child brain couldn't get past the fact that I had to "touch" people for most of my spells. I mostly just stole glass armor from the gate of hell place and crouch walked my way to victory. Oh and cliff racers
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Apr 29, 2015 08:46
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blue mage or whatever, the class that steals its moves from enemies
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Apr 29, 2015 09:29
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Blue wizard, class that gets lost in the eastern lands and are never heard from again
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Apr 29, 2015 11:13
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LegoPirateNinja posted:Blue wizard, class that gets lost in the eastern lands and are never heard from again
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Apr 29, 2015 12:05
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Apr 29, 2015 12:19
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Whatever you pick, it had better be the same gender as you IRL I posted that sentiment on the Games forum a few years ago and somebody flipped out and yelled at me, and another person said that they do it to understand the female mind better by putting themselves in their shoes lololol
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Apr 29, 2015 13:00
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playing lara croft helped me really understand the womens (t)issues of our day
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Apr 29, 2015 13:03
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Fonzarelli posted:Whatever you pick, it had better be the same gender as you IRL RPG women are always fat closeted homosexuals
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Apr 29, 2015 13:41
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pedo
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Apr 29, 2015 14:21
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Ka0 posted:Calculator.
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Apr 29, 2015 14:43
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Did anyone say Monk yet bc thats the answer Durr imma use my hands for everything and pretend its kung fu ^.^
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Apr 29, 2015 14:47
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If you play as a human in any rpg you are the most boring person in the world
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Apr 29, 2015 14:51
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Earl is scrub tier Toe-jam 4 lyfe
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Apr 29, 2015 15:07
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always play the shortest class in any MMO so you can hide behind bushes and its not real life so being short doesn't mean that you are a weakling sub human
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Apr 29, 2015 15:09
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Apthous posted:always play the shortest class in any MMO so you can hide behind bushes and its not real life so being short doesn't mean that you are a weakling sub human this works in goldeneye 2
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Apr 29, 2015 15:10
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WAMPA_STOMPA posted:this works in goldeneye 2 I played a Lurikeen ranger in Daoc and I got endless amounts of kills at milegates/castles because I could hide behind the ramparts and the only time people could target me was when I jumped.
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Apr 29, 2015 15:14
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its me, im the guy that pretty much always plays the human warrior/fighter
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Apr 29, 2015 15:22
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A Techno from the Arduin Grimoire
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Apr 29, 2015 15:41
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Redguard (black) because according to TES lore they aren't human and I'm speciesist.
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Apr 29, 2015 15:44
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monk is pretty boring just try to grind until all your strikes have bonuses dont use weapons dont use armor
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Apr 29, 2015 15:47
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Minstrel/Bard My weapon is a lute, or a flute, or a little drum (not a drum set, because you can't run around castles and forests and deserts and cold wastelands and the underworld and dungeons with a drum set) Literally this on infinite repeat  Also, if you don't pay a poo poo-ton of palladium or some such for the absolute top-of-the-line best flute and didn't roll a 23 on your spec sheet, your mesmerize will never loving land and you might as well just loving kill yourself so you don't feed kill points to the other team. God! SopWATh fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Apr 29, 2015 |
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Apr 29, 2015 15:49
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Any class that is not Warrior. None of that bard attack up bullshit or wasting a turn because your ran out of mana to cast hellfire. Just a straight up broadsword to chop the enemies dick off.
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Apr 29, 2015 15:58
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Healers in general. Literally just there to make an under-employed, 300lb , 30 year old mother of 3 in Teamspeak prattle on about her idiot milk-breathed children and how she didn't need more than a year of community college to be the smartest person on facebook. All they do is watch bars/numbers and click buttons to make them get bigger again, just like their ever expanding waist line that their poor spouses have to venture in to weekly and pray they don;t create another cleft-palette they can't afford to fix
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Apr 29, 2015 16:16
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Manic Mailman posted:Any class that is not Warrior. None of that bard attack up bullshit or wasting a turn because your ran out of mana to cast hellfire. Just a straight up broadsword to chop the enemies dick off. all rpgs in any medium or setting must be playable and fun for vanilla warriors, thus every rpg in every medium and setting is created for warriors
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Apr 29, 2015 17:40
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killmeimmafailure posted:I played a wood elf for a while the gently caress?
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Apr 29, 2015 17:47
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jiharlequinade posted:the gently caress? EXCUSE ME, SIR. A wood elf is a race in the hugely popular game The Elder Scrolls: Morrowind. It is video game. It was fun
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Apr 29, 2015 17:54
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theres woodelves in a lot of games heroes of might and magic 3 had woodelves that were somewhat mediocre archers
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Apr 29, 2015 17:55
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xxxxD4RKS3PH1R0Txxx kinda rogues who pumped every point into steal/lockpick and that think it's funny to spend hour after hour attempting to steal imaginary money.
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Apr 29, 2015 17:57
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jews are very good in south park: the stick of truth i played a jew from jersey and took a lot of flack from local ruffian eric cartmen
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Apr 29, 2015 18:00
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Gnome tinkerer sounds like it would be fun, but then you realize that you need time, materials, and facilities to actually make anything. And if you make a weapon that isn't bronze age technology, it's considered exotic and requires its own weapon proficiency.
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Apr 29, 2015 18:42
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I preferred Dralasite over Yazarian.
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Apr 29, 2015 18:45
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Fonzarelli posted:Whatever you pick, it had better be the same gender as you IRL Ragnarok online did it best, it would ask you your sex during account registration and the majority of people would unknowingly answer it and it forced you to play as your proper sex in game.
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Apr 29, 2015 19:50
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Tourist *clicks camera* *gets murdered*
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dwarf gypsy
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mdm posted:bourgeoise class
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Halfling. Halfling is the only race more useless than gnome. Gnome at least gets to specialize in illusion...whateverthefuck for, I have no idea, because specialties that do not either deal damage or enable loot-gathering are loving useless. A halfling...what? Fighter? Lol. Mage? Never seen one. Thief? Sure, viable - until you try to steal something that is on a table and you didn't bring a rope to get up there. Cleric? loving lol. That's the answer right there: Halfling cleric. While the Cleric was the healer specialist (because gods love healing people, right? I mean, that happened a lot in mythology and the Old Testament) he was also the only non-warrior class actually able to wear armor, and the 'no blades' arbitrary restriction (because religion in mythology certainly never involved cutting folks up - say, like, with a knife on an altar or something) was not too bad because maces could really crack skulls - and then there was 'turning undead' as a bonus. But put cleric on top of halfling and you just get a big pile of useless fail. No real combat/tanking ability, and so your ONLY use is casting wuss healing spells and turning the loving skeletons you run into that one time in 100 games. Halfling was a pointless race altogether. Were it not for Tolkien, D&D would have been a much more efficient game. Although half-elf was fairly useful (ranger/thief with bow/blade skills and infravision? hell yes!), most of the rest of the Tolkien IP theft portions of D&D were just boring and unimaginative. And let's talk infravision for a second. Everything gets this EXCEPT humans? ha. But only humans could be paladins, and only assholes play paladins, and the only reason to play a paladin is to get a Holy Avenger - which is inferior in every way to a Vorpal Blade. So, gently caress paladins. But yet, there just HAS to be one in every group. Cleric halfling? Ultimate useless troll race/class. Maybe multiclass with bard to get the ultimate failure at life.
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