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new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Franco and Redshirt just kiss already.

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Just give me the special secret Garly prize

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

natetimm posted:

Franco and Redshirt just kiss already.
make for each other the gay kiss

:stare:

DO IT

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Spanish Manlove posted:

i think you should suicide by cock you dumb bitch

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

Spanish Manlove posted:

i think you should suicide by cock you dumb bitch

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Spanish Manlove posted:

i think you should suicide by cock you dumb bitch

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I'm waiting on a communique from HQ, I'll post the prizes when I get that. In the meantime I'm closing this.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Both the 1st and 2nd place winners chose my secret prize.

Still haven't heard anything from the 3rd place winner so I'll go ahead and announce prizes and give him until Sunday to contact me.


1st prize: A Royal Sphinx Sarcophagus Box



Eight Egyptian columns and hieroglyphics wrap four sides of this royal sarcophagus box crowned with a regal sphinx, which boasts a faux-stone finish!

2nd prize: A personalized copy of



In this story, CzarChasm and gnarlyhotep are friends living in the city of GBS and go on adventures with fairies!!


Honorable Mention

Pick will receive original, exclusive, one-of-a-kind artwork drawn by none other than Shmorky itself!

Zev chose to have a his thread stickied but it's closed, so name another one and I'll stick that one for a week.

Everybody else, please PM me shipping addresses for your prizes, and thanks for playing!

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Congrats to all the winners!

Is schmorky's medium toilet paper?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
He's upgraded to 2 ply now

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

donkey salami posted:

Congrats to all the winners!

Is schmorky's medium toilet paper?

Well I know he's worked in that previously but according to sources at corporate these pieces are post-it/corkboard pinup style

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
wanna see inside that box

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

gnarlyhotep posted:

Well I know he's worked in that previously but according to sources at corporate these pieces are post-it/corkboard pinup style

drat, I wish I was funny enough to make a good thread now

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Nation posted:

wanna see inside that box

wants to eat the mummy

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Nation posted:

wanna see inside that box

Buy me dinner first

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
this thread sucks

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

OMGVBFLOL posted:

this thread sucks

fortunately I'm not in the contest

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

OMGVBFLOL posted:

this thread sucks

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

social vegan posted:

Buy me dinner first

Ok? x

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Well I guess since all the winners have checked in (except for one who doesn't seem to be around anymore) I'll close my sucky thread. Have a great day everyone! :)

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