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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

OP delivers

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Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

Treebeh posted:

Honestly, I was expecting more of an explosive burst from the melon. What I got left me feeling a bit unsatisfied.

in order to create explosive pressure the melon would have to have atleast a small chance of withstanding the weight

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Simstim posted:

in order to create explosive pressure the melon would have to have atleast a small chance of withstanding the weight

yeah it was more like how things get crushed by a machine press

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

yeah it was more like how things get crushed by a machine press

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KeniFoiT-0&t=130s

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Instead of just sitting on it at any time, which would have worked fine, she had to make absolutely sure it was the part of her anatomy that was technically her rear end.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Want to have the sex with that rear end.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I came

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Anyone else hearing the thwomp sound from mario bros?

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack


huge improvement

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
how can u tell shes obese ?

we dont see her whole body?


#fatisnotasin #burp!

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
You know what I love the most? Watermelon farts

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
twist, that's all muslce

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

White lady watermelon hacker.

IllCamino
Oct 9, 2010

You poke 'em on!





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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
FATALITY

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

I really like how she takes her time, really lets the tension build before she sits on the melon

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Gilok posted:

I really like how she takes her time, really lets the tension build before she sits on the melon

She's clearly an expert.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

i'm fuycking Horny

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

Metal Gear: Revengeance 2 looking good!

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

That gif is crushing my phone browser like that lady crushing that watermelon.

Flying Squirrel
Oct 24, 2007
Thanks, Zombie Lincoln

Excelzior posted:

somebody post the chick who makes melons explode with her inner thighs

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
RAW POWER ITT

Don Mega
Nov 26, 2005




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71RLFseBW1o

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
it would be interesting to be a severely obese woman for just one day.

i would go to walmart, an apple store and victoria's secret.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Squish
Nov 22, 2007

Unrelenting.
Lipstick Apathy
Clicking on this thread was pretty much the same as clicking on a thread with a title like "Goatse inside". We only have ourselves to blame.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014


This one really isn't the same without the sound effects

Excelzior posted:

somebody post the chick who makes melons explode with her inner thighs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9gG-Zfl16Y&t=32s

i jack off to this daily

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Fullhouse posted:

This one really isn't the same without the sound effects


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9gG-Zfl16Y&t=32s

i jack off to this daily

lol the cameraman with the nerdiest-sounding "wow" ever

escalator incident
Oct 1, 2005

Sorry for the convenience.
Fun Shoe

a good gif

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

it's like a cat wigglin its butt before pouncing

Treebeh
Sep 20, 2010

we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.

This is the kind of earth-shattering crunch I came here for. Thank you for your service to this community.

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

I was really hoping to see her rear end swallow it whole. Then juice it out :-( Very disatissfied

heartbreaksuzie
Apr 27, 2012


this lady has a small, round, well shaped butt in the middle of her butt. You can see it best just before she sits on the watermelon. It's like the orangutans with the flaps on their face.

e: woah I'm in the wrong thread

heartbreaksuzie fucked around with this message at 02:55 on May 7, 2015

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Would

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
Water u talkin bout melon-head LOL

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Her rear end looks like a mascot animal's smiling muzzle and it's creepy as gently caress.

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