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thetedster
Jan 31, 2007
at least they have done something memorable even if it was twenty years ago while most of us on this forum have nothing to show for our time on this hateful world. makes you think.

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

thetedster posted:

at least they have done something memorable even if it was twenty years ago while most of us on this forum have nothing to show for our time on this hateful world. makes you think.

Life is fundamentally absurd and there is no inherent difference between success and failure.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Power Rangers is a disgusting Western bastardization of the noble Japanese tradition of Super Sentai and everyone in this thread should commit seppuku

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

vanilla ice had the #1 rap album of the 90s, dated madonna, won a bunch of grammys and VMAs

then he bought a bunch of houses, but when the money dried up and he had to sell the houses, he realized if he redid the kitchen and bathrooms he could sell the houses for way more

so he did that and actually made ok money and now that's all he does is flip houses

its not sex with madonna but it's not bad

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Also the most depressing thing about that guy is everything about him other than his Power Rangers career:



That's him when not a Ranger.

The power ranger stuff is good. Kids still like him. My nephew's seven and he discovered power rangers. All on his own, too. He told me all about how Tommy Oliver is the greatest ranger ever and the five non-consecutive terms he served as a Power Ranger in different costumes and on different teams.

Jesus would have had a hard time tapping with his hands nailed down to the cross.

Demonachizer fucked around with this message at 18:07 on May 6, 2015

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Also the most depressing thing about that guy is everything about him other than his Power Rangers career:



That's him when not a Ranger.

The power ranger stuff is good. Kids still like him. My nephew's seven and he discovered power rangers. All on his own, too. He told me all about how Tommy Oliver is the greatest ranger ever and the five non-consecutive terms he served as a Power Ranger in different costumes and on different teams.

He actually runs a "Christian-based MMA" clothing company called... Jesus Didn't Tap.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
i tapped jesus

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Jesus had a hard time understanding Magic: the Gathering

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

i heard he's starting some christian antiporn support group called













Jesus Didn't Fap :rimshot:

thnx I'll here all week

fapping in the corner

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





which black ranger was the best

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3718363

this thread is better


youre welcome

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





dang

rip

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
i heard a doozy of a story about the pink ranger one time

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
SIT SIT HEYAUGHHHH
SIT SIT HEYAUGHHHH
SIT SIT HEYAUGHHHH

Demonachizer posted:

Jesus would have had a hard time tapping with has hands nailed down to the cross.


:drat:

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

SIT SIT HEYAUGHHHH
SIT SIT HEYAUGHHHH
SIT SIT HEYAUGHHHH

ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer

Archer666 posted:

"Christian-based MMA" clothing

lmao

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxyM3Ifsu5Y

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

grotesque

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Manifest posted:

Jesus pled with god to make the pain end. That's loving tapping.

Jesus didn't tap, he was pinned

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
go go prower rangers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4or9qqmkft4

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

ZDar Fan posted:

Jesus didn't tap, he was pinned

:golfclap:

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
It's like the song says: It ain't easy being green.

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ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
the wikipedia article for him owns because the box on the right where it lists people's accomplishments lists his zords

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