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Theocracies are so behind. They are just getting into hating hipsters now, like its 2008.
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May 6, 2015 19:49
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SkeletonizedFish posted:Once my Iranian uni lecturer pointed at my totally gay arm tattoos and said "If you had those in Iran, you would be killed. But this is a great country where we can be who we are." Then he stroked my hand. He's bald though, so it won't work Iran. So is it a dick or what?
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May 6, 2015 19:55
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Go ahead and ban the stupid hair cuts, but banning people from shaving their unibrows. Its like they are mandating that the Iranian people live up to the ugly hairy Persian cabbie stereotype.
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May 6, 2015 19:55
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The two guys on the left do look legit gay as they have that I'm seducing the camera expression but the guy on the right looks like the kind of guy who would be really nice and yeah totally into the same stuff as you but wouldn't ever really talk much and would get too clingy after awhile
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May 7, 2015 04:07
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Me though? I'm the freshly mowed lawn and foliage in a country that I thought was literally just sand and huts?
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May 7, 2015 04:08
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i'll have the "homosexual" cut please, no shampoo
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May 7, 2015 04:21
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Smellbound posted:Hitler Youth Haircuts Only this would own. best haircut.  would look great on persians, minus the beard and burns 
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May 7, 2015 05:02
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Hobohemian posted:Good call Iran. Isn't the "Hitler Youth" haircut called a "fade" or is that something else.
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May 7, 2015 05:21
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Helical Nightmares posted:Isn't the "Hitler Youth" haircut called a "fade" or is that something else. it's an undercut. a fade is what bieber wears now.
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May 7, 2015 05:32
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No self respecting gay would do their hair like that More proof Iran doesn't have the first clue about homosexuality "The best solution is to just give people we think are homos the choice to have a sex change or die if they continue being faggy  "
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May 7, 2015 06:09
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lol my haircut right now is pretty close to the hitler youth one fascism is in right now
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May 7, 2015 06:10
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bring back the Shah
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May 7, 2015 06:10
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how attractive are mullets to satan's legions
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May 7, 2015 06:10
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next they will ban driving a gay car
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May 7, 2015 06:14
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Parallax Scroll posted:next they will ban driving a gay car i could get behind banning miatas
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May 7, 2015 06:15
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Serious Frolicking posted:iran fears the subversive nature of business in the front concealing an immoral party in the back. this is a pretty clever post that i definitely enjoyed so i just wanted to take the time to say thank you serious frolicking
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May 7, 2015 06:30
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Hogge Wild posted:http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/may/05/iran-bans-devil-worshipping-homosexual-hairstyles I don't want to ban hairstyles because of the reasons given, but can we ban the one in the middle for simply being loving awful? I find it hilarious Iran has literal fashion police Moridin920 posted:Mullahs ban mullets: too gay The irony is at least 50% of people who unironically wear mullets would probably engage in a fist fight if you called their hair "gay." Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 06:33 on May 7, 2015 |
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May 7, 2015 06:31
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quote:Shop mannequins have not been immune from such measures either, with those displaying sizeable breasts or hips not tolerated. Iran: We're terrified of being gay, now get rid of that mannequin, it's tits are too big.
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May 7, 2015 06:37
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Nooner posted:lol i wish US would ban faggy hairstyles too fucggin idiots Like that one where the sides are cut short and the top is kept long and combed. I don't know what it's called but it's like the exact opposite of a mullet. I call it a fagtop because no matter what sex you are, you are the gay version of that sex if you have that haircut. This includes all Tumblr made-up "sexes" and all combos thereof.
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May 7, 2015 07:20
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 Welp, no trips to Iran for you, grandma.
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May 7, 2015 10:52
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Helical Nightmares posted:Isn't the "Hitler Youth" haircut called a "fade" or is that something else. hitler would have won the war if the official 3rd reich haircut was the jheri curl
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May 7, 2015 11:01
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SkeletonizedFish posted:Once my Iranian uni lecturer pointed at my totally gay arm tattoos and said "If you had those in Iran, you would be killed. But this is a great country where we can be who we are." Then he stroked my hand. He's bald though, so it won't work Iran. How was he in bed though?
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May 7, 2015 15:25
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iran did nothing wrong
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May 7, 2015 15:30
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what is the most evil haircut
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May 7, 2015 15:56
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Monkey Fracas posted:what is the most evil haircut the one that all the drop crotch pants wearers have
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May 7, 2015 16:23
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Emo aint dead
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May 7, 2015 17:25
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Emo aint dead not yet, but it will be once iran stones it/throws it off the roof of a big building
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May 7, 2015 17:46
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If you change just one letter from Iran you get Iron. That must have a been a badass name for a country during medieval times. All teens would want to go there to fight on the Iron Army in the name of the Iron King. I hope this helps.
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May 7, 2015 17:57
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5-HT posted:this would own. best haircut. That is one sexy, evil, sexy evil man. 
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May 7, 2015 19:06
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5-HT posted:this would own. best haircut. i always get a slight undercut because i've got kind of thick wavy hair, so if i let it get long it looks dumb is there any secret to having this amon goeth hair? do i need some dumb slick product or a straightener
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May 7, 2015 19:57
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Kanthulhu posted:If you change just one letter from Iran you get Iron. The root is "Aryan," which is an even better draw for militaristic youth.
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filthy infidel musician Beck warned us about evil haircuts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa3rBVb3v4g
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