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it's heartbreaking to think that i am a much, much shittier person than he thinks i am and someday he will find out and be crushed.
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May 6, 2015 20:07
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Suck your dog's dick.
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May 6, 2015 20:08
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NICE FLOORING AND DECENT FURNITURE, YOU human being
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May 6, 2015 20:09
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LOOK AT HIS GAY LITTLE TRAY IN FRONT OF HIS SOFA I BET HE EATS OFF IT LIKE A loving SLOB
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May 6, 2015 20:10
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:LOOK AT HIS GAY LITTLE TRAY IN FRONT OF HIS SOFA I BET HE EATS OFF IT LIKE A loving SLOB im in california it's a weed tray 
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May 6, 2015 20:11
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try to be that person
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May 6, 2015 20:15
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They never find out, that's why dogs are great.
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May 6, 2015 20:16
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If your dog had written a song about how he feels about you it would be called Type of Way.
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May 6, 2015 20:17
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I think my dog knows I'm a jerk which is why he steals the covers in the bed and tries to shove me off slowing during the night.
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May 6, 2015 20:21
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this guy thinks im like a wizard or some poo poo
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May 6, 2015 20:22
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Good dog
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May 6, 2015 20:24
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have you considered killing yourself before he learns your secret? you will save him from disappointment and provide a hearty meal besides.
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May 6, 2015 20:28
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It's unfair that your dog is putting so much pressure on you and causing you so much stress in your own home. Replace him with a pug with an equivalent remaining life span.
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May 6, 2015 20:40
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Today I asked my dog if he thinks I'm just a larger dog. loving bitch just looked at me like he was in love with me and didn't even give me an answer. He thinks I'm great, but I'm really not.
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May 6, 2015 20:42
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kids grow up to find out you're lame, dogs just stay in wonderment forever. treasure this time, and how you will never feel the need to improve.
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May 6, 2015 20:45
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fyodor posted:Every loving day. Every single loving day when i come home this little human being just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?
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May 6, 2015 20:51
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This is the problem, with all these whiny fedora wearing gamersgate MLP fanboi dogs. Want to know the most important difference between a bad dog and a nice dog? A nice dog asks what can I do to win this owner. A bad dog either sees himself as the prize or doesn’t believe owners are a prize. Why are you fighting for an owner's affection? They aren’t magical angelic creatures made from God’s tears. They are human beings, just like dogs are. They are no more worthwhile than you. The problem nice dogs have is they put owners on pedestals and themselves in a pit.
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May 6, 2015 20:52
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op did you pick your dog to match the decor, or your decor to match your dog?
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May 6, 2015 20:54
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May 6, 2015 21:29
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My dog is disappointed in me most of the time. He knows how much of a failure of a human being I am on some level. Dogs know (!)
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May 6, 2015 21:37
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dogs have perfect souls but are very naive to the foulness of humanity
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May 6, 2015 22:09
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fyodor posted:it's heartbreaking to think that i am a much, much shittier person than he thinks i am and someday he will find out and be crushed. Not wanting to disappoint your dog is the best reason to get your life on track.
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