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My family recently remodeled the kitchen, and I guess the vibrations woke up these giant black ants. These fuckers are all over the place right now. Even as I speak, I can feel one making it's way up my leg towards my rear end in a top hat. What should I do about this?
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May 6, 2015 22:36
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that ant is going to be your new personal trainer. it will remodel your shithole
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May 6, 2015 22:37
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Ants can carry 50 times their own weight Let it live in your rear end in a top hat and carry your poo poo back to its nest, you can save money on toilet paper
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May 6, 2015 22:39
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klapman posted:that ant is going to be your new personal trainer. it will remodel your shithole My rear end is already occupied by a gerbil. It won't be very happy.
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May 6, 2015 22:41
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swallow the bug with your butthole
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May 6, 2015 22:42
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Futurama covered this - you will win your dream woman, but at the expense of your personality
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May 6, 2015 22:42
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I am v. jealous of the OP
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May 6, 2015 22:48
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Maybe there are some benefits to having an ants nest in your rear end in a top hat Only one way to find out.
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May 7, 2015 01:06
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I, have dick ants
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May 7, 2015 01:08
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Is this the origin story of ant man?
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May 7, 2015 01:08
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china bot posted:Futurama covered this - you will win your dream woman, but at the expense of your personality that episode was retarded, fry's personality was way better with the worms. i dont see how the worms are any worse than the zillions of microbes already populating any human's disgusting body. that holds for the op too. you're already filled with critters, wtf do you care about another
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May 7, 2015 01:11
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go outside with a magnifying glass
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May 7, 2015 01:14
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Hopefully it licks ur butt a little before it goes in.
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May 7, 2015 01:15
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Dave_Indeed posted:Hopefully it licks ur butt a little before it goes in. well its the done thing isnt it?
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May 7, 2015 01:16
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Nuke it from fire with orbit
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May 7, 2015 01:16
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are you sure it's not an uncle?
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May 7, 2015 01:17
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Here's a song about bugs in a butt OP hope this helps. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSJ6xdhClVU sillyloquy fucked around with this message at 01:27 on May 7, 2015 |
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May 7, 2015 01:24
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If its honing in on your bumhole, I'd say it'd be what's called a deviant, one of the clean-up crew variety. Sounds like you haven't been wiping your arse properly, OP, for him to have sniffed you out like that.
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May 7, 2015 01:39
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do you really think you can do better op
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May 7, 2015 01:41
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May 7, 2015 01:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU time for someone to get a bit of ant, in their butt
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May 7, 2015 01:43
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get urself an ASSeater hahaha
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May 7, 2015 01:44
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it's looking for the queen
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May 7, 2015 01:45
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Troutful posted:it's looking for the queen sounds like it found a big one
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