McDonalds has a new Hamburglar, and he's probably going to rape you

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Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Blistex posted:

But McDonald's food is already deadly?

That's the secret: you build up a tolerance after years of eating small quantities of it.

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Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Retail Slave posted:

Stabble, stabble!

# ? May 14, 2015 01:35

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Android Bicyclist posted:

That's the secret: you build up a tolerance after years of eating small quantities of it.

Someone PS a fat version of him. I can't be bothered to do it myself thanks

# ? May 14, 2015 02:32

Gonzo the Eggman: Apr 15, 2010; There he goes. One of God's own prototypes.
A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Alan Smithee posted:

Someone PS a fat version of him. I can't be bothered to do it myself thanks

He's actually lost weight:

Here's a quick and dirty job:

# ? May 14, 2015 07:22

TheMostFrench: Jul 12, 2009; Stop for me, it's the claw!

Blistex posted:

But McDonald's food is already deadly?

I developed a resistance to the toxin over many years.

efb! I should have known.

# ? May 14, 2015 11:20

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

This is the revamp we need.

# ? May 14, 2015 13:29

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

nerdz posted:

This is the revamp we need.

i'd grab his banana

# ? May 14, 2015 13:36

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

I've heard of a banana hammock, but this is ridiculous!

# ? May 14, 2015 13:40

winter.mute: Jan 5, 2010

if you're going to use a masked man to sell your food. might as well use the best one out there

# ? May 14, 2015 14:07

King Vidiot: Feb 17, 2007; You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

This is the kind of guy who'd rub the crotch part all over everybody's girlfriends at a party and laugh it off, and think that nobody knows he stuck his actual dick into it. He'd be punched in the face and thrown out in about 5 minutes.

# ? May 14, 2015 16:13

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

King Vidiot posted:

This is the kind of guy who'd rub the crotch part all over everybody's girlfriends at a party and laugh it off, and think that nobody knows he stuck his actual dick into it. He'd be punched in the face and thrown out in about 5 minutes.

yeah dont come to my house ever again

# ? May 14, 2015 19:13

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Gonzo the Eggman posted:

Here's a quick and dirty job:

the shirt coming untucked looks so appropriate there

# ? May 14, 2015 20:07

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

winter.mute posted:

if you're going to use a masked man to sell your food. might as well use the best one out there

or in this case, the cracker standing next to him.

# ? May 14, 2015 22:56

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Serious Frolicking posted:

or in this case, the cracker standing next to him.

theyre sorta both the hamburglarized in that pic though :ssh:

# ? May 14, 2015 23:01

PassTheRemote: Mar 15, 2007; Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill wins.

winter.mute posted:

if you're going to use a masked man to sell your food. might as well use the best one out there

If Bruce Lee wants your hamburger, give it to him.

Also, this shop would be perfect if the Hornet logo on Green Hornet's mask was replaced by the Golden arches.

# ? May 14, 2015 23:12