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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
GBS isn't for humor, it's for speaking truths.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

A misanthrope posted:

w hat if you live in the midwest?

Touché

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I mean real talk here I've been granted immortality in exchange for an endless series of terrible deaths.

Which I of course wake up from each one in some other body - it's weird.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

whos drinking tonight???

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

redshirt posted:

I mean real talk here I've been granted immortality in exchange for an endless series of terrible deaths.

Which I of course wake up from each one in some other body - it's weird.

no account sharing

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

numberoneposter posted:

whos drinking tonight???

me

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Gaunab posted:

no account sharing

What if each sadness is but a shadow?

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

redshirt posted:

As if I can escape the noose that has been hung 'round my neck.

your av sends shivers down my spine

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

redshirt posted:

I mean real talk here I've been granted immortality in exchange for an endless series of terrible deaths.

Which I of course wake up from each one in some other body - it's weird.

You are enlightened?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

numberoneposter posted:

whos drinking tonight???

I have a modelo especial it is delicious

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I'm 3/4s through a handle of rich & rare that I got 4 days ago. I feel great and my life is on track.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

might get some red wine and fruit punch and make really lazy sangria and get MILF drunk

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

numberoneposter posted:

might get some red wine and fruit punch and make really lazy sangria and get MILF drunk

Red wine is worse for you than white wine.

Marv Albert
May 15, 2003

a dog from hell posted:

I'm 3/4s through a handle of rich & rare that I got 4 days ago. I feel great and my life is on track.

This is some pathetic rear end sad poo poo because that is some really awful whiskey and you're not drinking it fast enough.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Marv Albert posted:

This is some pathetic rear end sad poo poo because that is some really awful whiskey and you're not drinking it fast enough.

Don't push me into telling the truth shhhhssss

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
sometimes sadness seems like an eternity

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

cheer up garbage dick

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice





kazr posted:

obamas trying to make a trade agreement with south east asia that will kill more american jobs to export straight to child laborers to make consumer goods cheaper i mean make the oligarchs richer

God bless us all

thats because :obama: was a GOP plant op to kick off the Reagan Revolution Part II that will be going on until 2025.



redshirt posted:

I'm truly legit sad at the condition of humanity and America and myself.

i know i know, i feel the same way and have intentionally tuned myself out from alot of things that i wrote off negative, unable to control, and not worth dwelling on which has helped





redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
lol the Big Fun girl is barely fat these days.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food


God drat love me some Allison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6TW6v39_kQ

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
the little asian girl who had a massive fentanyl addiction and imaginary pain/mental problems who would spread eagle herself on the front lawn when she felt her joints starting to dislocate while barely dressed with ppl drove by. i think her name was Linda, L-I-N-D-A

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