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Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

Throwdini posted:

epic this. marriage = 1 man + 1 woman

Adam and Steve we hardly knew ye.

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lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

Throwdini posted:

epic this. marriage = 1 man + 1 woman

It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve lmao!

Boof Bonser
Jan 26, 2015

nvj is touched by your generosity!
I'm more offended by the fact that these guys made "Hamster" a defined term and it doesn't mean fat chick

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Throwdini posted:

epic this. marriage = 1 man + 1 woman

it makes sense for pre-industrial societies to suppress homosexuality, it lowers birth rates, which over time means you are going to get conquered by your neighbors once they have more people than you. now a days a civilizations military power comes from its industrial capacity, rather than its population, so homosexual relationships are a luxury that can now be indulged. this is why gay rights exist now, because it is economically possible. things don't happen in a vacuum, every change in society changes the dynamic for everything else.

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

Rutibex posted:

it makes sense for pre-industrial societies to suppress homosexuality, it lowers birth rates, which over time means you are going to get conquered by your neighbors once they have more people than you. now a days a civilizations military power comes from its industrial capacity, rather than its population, so homosexual relationships are a luxury that can now be indulged. this is why gay rights exist now, because it is economically possible. things don't happen in a vacuum, every change in society changes the dynamic for everything else.
here's my made up story about how things could have been based on nothing at all. makes sense

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Boof Bonser posted:

I'm more offended by the fact that these guys made "Hamster" a defined term and it doesn't mean fat chick

That makes even less sense than the explanation/rationalization thing. Why 'hamster'? The 'ham'?

Boof Bonser
Jan 26, 2015

nvj is touched by your generosity!

Zahgaegun posted:

That makes even less sense than the explanation/rationalization thing. Why 'hamster'? The 'ham'?

Absolutely. Ham-ster. Girl who likes ham a lot. (I'm making some assumptions here, i.e., that all fat girls eat a lot of ham, but that feels safe.)

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

the read pill is homophonic

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
came for the volk guy comics, voted 2

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Source your quotes, you betas. I can't tell who's realposting in this thread.

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
before these luxurious economic times the persecution of homos was actually a *good* thing!!! hey buddy ya can't argue with science! :eng101:

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

Pvt.Scott posted:

I can't tell who's realposting in this thread.

Isn't this whole forum based around that premise?

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
That all ignores the fact that homosexual men are still generally capable of fathering children given sufficient social pressure.

Mr.Smiley4
Jul 4, 2007
Send him to Detroit!
The acceptance of homosexuality in society doesn't lead to a lower birthrate, and your a hamster if you believe that. Maybe if you were forcing the gays at gunpoint to procreate, but otherwise no.

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006

Pvt.Scott posted:

That all ignores the fact that homosexual men are still generally capable of fathering children given sufficient social pressure.

thats because homosexual doesn't describe a type of person it describes behaviours that a person can choose to do or choose not to do

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.
"Whether or not you feel compelled to follow a particular lifestyle or not, you have the ability to decide not to do that. I may have the genetic coding that I'm inclined to be an alcoholic, but I have the desire not to do that. And I look at the homosexual issue the same way."

h2oxaddict
Apr 5, 2009

"the rumor mill tells us Joe Don Baker himself hates us, and wishes us all dead, and if he met any one of us and knew who we were, he would probably take a swing, miss by a mile, spill his drink all over his rented arm-candy escort, and fall backward into the hors d'ouevre table."
it ain't okay to be :airquote: anti-gay :airquote:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i am not sexually aroused by women

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

if i see boobs or a vag my dick does not become engorged with blood

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006

h2oxaddict posted:

it ain't okay to be :airquote: anti-gay :airquote:

the majority is and there fine, actually

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Boof Bonser posted:

Absolutely. Ham-ster. Girl who likes ham a lot. (I'm making some assumptions here, i.e., that all fat girls eat a lot of ham, but that feels safe.)

All the fat girl youtubes tell me they love carbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

Not saying you couldn't get good and fat with just ham.

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
That volk guy poo poo kind of deserves another pass, it's funny

I checked out the red pill a few times, it always reminds me of the old bolshevik tracts where they developed their own lingo and wrote 10 pages every day on how obviously right they are about everything

Then every other day some fat retard makes up a story about how he hosed 10 cheerleaders and then disrespected them and they loved him for it and everyone cheers

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Ronwayne posted:

"Whether or not you feel compelled to follow a particular lifestyle or not, you have the ability to decide not to do that. I may have the genetic coding that I'm inclined to be an alcoholic, but I have the desire not to do that. And I look at the homosexual issue the same way."

"I'm a gay alcoholic, but I act on neither" - Rick Perry

h2oxaddict
Apr 5, 2009

"the rumor mill tells us Joe Don Baker himself hates us, and wishes us all dead, and if he met any one of us and knew who we were, he would probably take a swing, miss by a mile, spill his drink all over his rented arm-candy escort, and fall backward into the hors d'ouevre table."

mdm posted:

"I'm a gay alcoholic, but I act on neither" - Rick Perry





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSJv-2qfDNc

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe

Animal-Mother posted:

came for the volk guy comics, voted 2


will you take the iron pill

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
didn't read your poo poo op

the only pills i ever take start with quaa and ends with ludes

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

TEAYCHES posted:

if i see boobs or a vag my dick does not become engorged with blood

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

Rutibex posted:

not really, it's civilization that distorts it (though I hate market based analogies)


there are such things as biotruths, but as humans we have reason and the ability to overcome them. we suppress our natural urges for the good of society all the time, why not sexually? sexual regulation is an even more basic component of civilization than marrage. there are a few advanced civilization that manage some limited legal polygamy. there are zero civilizations that do not require you to cover your genitals in public, only the very most primitive people do not.

if you don't think that encouraging monogamy is the best possible solution for the most possible people than I am open to alternative suggestions :shrug:

if showing your junk in public is wrong i don't wanna be right

Mr.Smiley4
Jul 4, 2007
Send him to Detroit!
What is this volk guy everyone is taking about? Google tells me nothing.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Nude Bog Lurker posted:

will you take the iron pill

iron deficiency can lead to a condition called pica that makes people want to eat dirt

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006

Mr.Smiley4 posted:

What is this volk guy everyone is taking about? Google tells me nothing.

he's like a mascot for white nationalism

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

TEAYCHES posted:

i am not sexually aroused by women

Mr.Smiley4
Jul 4, 2007
Send him to Detroit!

Throwdini posted:

he's like a mascot for white nationalism

Can I see some of his poo poo?

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Rutibex posted:

there are such things as biotruths, but

lol yeah it's when you make inferences about evolution and biology and then state them as fact without any supporting research or evidence

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