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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
He made the sale by touching my balls. The guy in Best Buy touched my balls and sold me the season 1 Blu Ray of Marvel's Agents of Shield. I wasn't going to buy it, but he touched my balls and made the sale.

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lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
Paid for gay.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Maybe it's time I start going to Best Buy

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Sounds cool OP. Good job.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Describe it for us please. Did he lightly brush your balls by accident, or was your back pressed up against his broad muscular chest while he fondled your balls for several minutes with his big, manly hands?

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
Glad to help, I hope you enjoy your purchase.

Come back anytime for more fondling

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
boy what a thread :f5:

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
1 WEIRD SALES TIP
CORPORATE LAWYERS HATE IT

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Secks Cauldron posted:

Describe it for us please. Did he lightly brush your balls by accident, or was your back pressed up against his broad muscular chest while he fondled your balls for several minutes with his big, manly hands?

it was a very light glancing touch that sold me the season 1 of marvels agents of shield

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Poetic Justice posted:

it was a very light glancing touch that sold me the season 1 of marvels agents of shield
How much would you have spent if it was the second scenario?

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Secks Cauldron posted:

How much would you have spent if it was the second scenario?

a lot!!

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
i thought you said second season, my bad. . .

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
This is it.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
buying hardcopies of superhero television content at best buy in 2015, id say frotting with blue shirts in public and suspecting that ur gay is likely the least of ur probs. did either of u cum? were u upsold on the protection plan? did u even have a protection plan?

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 07:34 on May 8, 2015

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
dad gay best buy pubic lice

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Don't like anyone touching my balls, when ladies suck on them its painful and I get mad and the festivities come to and end then and there

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Mariana Horchata posted:

buying hardcopies of superhero television content at best buy in 2015, id say frotting with blue shirts in public and suspecting that ur gay is likely the least of ur probs. did either of u cum? were u upsold on the protection plan? did u even have a protection plan?

im always protected, he just grazed my balls while reaching for the Blu Ray on the middle shelf

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Kuato posted:

Don't like anyone touching my balls, when ladies suck on them its painful and I get mad and the festivities come to and end then and there

Even after spending all your hard earned money on a prostitute? Just man up, bruh

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Poetic Justice posted:

im always protected, he just grazed my balls while reaching for the Blu Ray on the middle shelf

oh nevermind that poo poo happens irl all the time and it ideally is just never acknowledged and quickly forgotten, im sry for jumping to conclusions about ur lifestyle and sexual preferences.

unfortunately, u have left me in heat and seeking best buy employee fetish fantasy pornography

quakster posted:

i would buy any number of marvel products if i got my balls touched, op. good choice

touch the marbles get some Marvels quid pro quo bro

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 07:57 on May 8, 2015

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i would buy any number of marvel products if i got my balls touched, op. good choice

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
this explains some things about roboshit

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
He touched my balls and I had to buy Season 1 of Marvels Agents of Shield

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Poetic Justice posted:

He touched my balls and I had to buy Season 1 of Marvels Agents of Shield

u know u could have just pretended to walk up to the front of the store to check out, and instead quickly ditched the blue rays and split to the exit right before the tears began to flow but still avoiding any possibility of a public panic attack and instead just ending up moderately hyperventilating and quivering inside of ur car for 10min before starting it and leaving the parking lot

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Mariana Horchata posted:

u know u could have just pretended to walk up to the front of the store to check out, and instead quickly ditched the blue rays and split to the exit right before the tears began to flow but still avoiding any possibility of a public panic attack and instead just ending up moderately hyperventilating and quivering inside of ur car for 10min before starting it and leaving the parking lot

i could have but I didn't, I bought the first season of Marvels Agents of Shield

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
out of fear and embarrassment, because he touched my balls

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
That man basically owns you sexually now. You are the sub of a best buy employee lmao

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
How much was GOTG?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Poetic Justice posted:

he touched my balls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwb9-OlQimc

keep yo head up

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

I think that that scene from Glengarry Glen Ross would be greatly improved if instead of showing brass balls young Adam Baldwin would aggressively fondle the whole cast's actual balls, one person after another, while reciting all the brutal secrets of success in the real estate business.

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

A. B. C. Actual Balls Cupping. A - Actual. B - Balls. C - Cupping. Actual! Balls! Cupping!

blainestereo fucked around with this message at 13:44 on May 8, 2015

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Leads are weak? Your balls are weak!

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?
You can get him back by abusing the free installation policy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbfGZ-auGsk

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
This is how I ended up with the second season of Scrubs.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
For that dumb show he'd have to lightly graze his nose against my rear end in a top hat. but totally on accident mind you!

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



now u can put the dvd in your pants over your balls so this never happens again truly the shiield

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