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erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
Game over for me, see you guys on the other side.

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
RIP in peace, F , etc

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
If you brushed your teeth regularly you'd run through it faster than it could expire

which begs the question, what upcoming black tie event necessitated breaking the norm?

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

Lufiron posted:

If you brushed your teeth regularly you'd run through it faster than it could expire

which begs the question, what upcoming black tie event necessitated breaking the norm?

Getting cucked

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
Yesterday i drank cough syrup that had expired in 2009. Still good don't fall for that health care medical industry propaganda marketing, imvho

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Well if America had a functioning healthcare system you'd be in no danger sorry man society has failed you. See you on the other side.

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!
Expired toothpaste is my favorite condiment.

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
Aw lil precious baby goon, can't have something unless it's deemed 'safe' and 'non toxic' and doesn't have a 'Warning not for internal use' label on it

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMYAEHE2GrM

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

post a trip report OP

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
:rip: rest in piss op

Morzhovyye
Mar 2, 2013


:catstare: this guy is serious, folks.

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
You can save your own life op, but you have to listen very carefully. You gotta pee in your own mouth. It only works if its straight out of the tap.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
p sure baking soda never expires lol

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
its loving disgusting op, like putting like 10 jello packets in a bowl that was previously used as a bukakke receptacle... :yum:

LBJs Jumbo Dick
May 6, 2007
Tacos! Tacos! Tacos!
Why would someone make jello on your mom's face, though?

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
rip im sorry

EpicNemesis
Dec 3, 2005

jarofpiss posted:

Well if America had a functioning healthcare system you'd be in no danger sorry man society has failed you. See you on the other side.

My Canadian buddy needed openheart surgery for some freak thing that happened to him. He was put on the wait list for 3 months in Canada and his parents had to fly out and pay out of pocket to get it done. True story.

Gay Fry
Apr 27, 2014
well i just drank some kool aid that expires 8 months from now, instead of the standard 1.76 years

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
in hospital lost colorn post more later

bucksmash
Mar 11, 2002

Extensive Vamping posted:

in hospital lost colorn post more later

see u at the pearly colgates

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Extensive Vamping posted:

in hospital lost colorn post more later

Did you find the old toothpaste in the hospital?

How did you happen across this ancient tooth scrub?

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast

bucksmash posted:

see u at the pearly colgates

heh

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
So you're tellin' us it was...

...paste its prime? :boom:

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
Doctor says I might walk again in 6 to 8 months

EmperorFritoBandito posted:

So you're tellin' us it was...

...paste its prime? :boom:

You mthrfukr soon as this poo poo clears up I'll kick your as

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
you done hosed up, amigo

Metacognition
May 9, 2015

How the gently caress does someone keep toothpaste long enough for it to expire

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

I'm about to gently caress OPs wife good and hard and his teeth are loving horrendous I tell you what

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Xaris posted:

p sure baking soda never expires lol

for real though you absolutely should not use just regular baking soda on your teeth because it is too abrasive and will gently caress them up

Aineris
Oct 10, 2005
How dare these black people not want to get murdered!? Don't they know it could expose me to COVID!?
Brushing is a scam. Your teeth work fine without that bullshit.

Flocons de Jambon
Apr 11, 2015
I buy all my toothpaste second hand.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
I'm sorry for your floss, op

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

Dr Cheeto posted:

I'm sorry for your floss, op

5

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
It has never been proven scientifically that using toothpaste promotes tooth health

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

Extensive Vamping posted:

You mthrfukr soon as this poo poo clears up I'll kick your as

I'm not gonna fight an expired toothpaste victim, buddy, your lives are bad enough with your bone tumors and hemophilia.

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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
See you I n hell

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