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Applewhite posted:No see, the spell would actually change your metabolism and hormone distribution to enlarge your dick naturally. There would be an initial expenditure of magic to make the change to your body chemistry, but the actual enlargement would take place through a natural, non magical process. wait a sec *writes out complicated equations on a chalkboard* *draws picture of a giant dong and circles it* Yup this all checks out. Carry on.
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everyone's always talking about dick magic but nobody ever thinks of pussy magic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFKd54Ijg7I
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May 11, 2015 17:56
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Pussy magic is legit. I was reading about making your own set of runes, and after you carve all the runes you are supposed to trace them in blood. Blood clots up pretty fast so this generally involves pricking yourself with a needle lots and lots of times. However, if you are a vagina-haver you can instead just wait until you get your period and shove the runes up there a couple at a time to absorb super magick vag blood.
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May 12, 2015 01:43
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A misanthrope posted:what if you could cast spells but every time you did it blood shot out of your face? if shooting blood out of my face was the only spell i could cast i'd totally be down
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