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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Top City Homo posted:

this is all you need to make a good steak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEx9gPhtjzs

i also add gordon's rosemary potatoes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Wvs5TKRRU


up your game from garbage steak making

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Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

I once ate nothiong but steak for four days and i had to go to the hospital to fix my guts after. be careful goons

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Ghaz posted:

I once ate nothiong but steak for four days and i had to go to the hospital to fix my guts after. be careful goons

lol goons are really bad at digestion

i thought that just went for fast food but here we are

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Artificial Idiocy posted:

Porterhouse or T-bone
Cut transverse across the lumbar vertebrae, this cut's signature T-shaped bone has a NY Strip cut on one side, and tenderloin on the smaller side. Despite much argument, the only real difference between them is that the Porterhouse is cut from the wider end of the tenderloin so the portion of tenderloin is larger, while the T-bone is cut from the narrower end of the tenderloin. This steak really is the best of both worlds, and is great on a flame grill, but one word of caution: it really wants to be thickly cut, but due to its double-steak nature will turn into a 24oz + monster quite quickly. Also, the meat along the bone will always be less cooked than the meat near the outside, so you will get a temperature gradient from blue-rare at the bone to med-rare-med on the perimeter unless cooking sous-vide.

I am fully....HRRRRNNNNNNGGGGHHH :gizz:

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast

A misanthrope posted:

lol goons are really bad at digestion

i thought that just went for fast food but here we are

I'm pretty most goons are chronically dehydrated, so I guess if you eat nothing but (cheap, lovely I'm assuming) steak for 4 days with little water and the over-all poor health I'd assume someone this stupid would have, sure you could clog up your poo poo tubes something awful.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Dead Gay Romans posted:

poo poo tubes something awful.

:xd:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Dead Gay Romans posted:

I'm pretty most goons are chronically dehydrated, so I guess if you eat nothing but (cheap, lovely I'm assuming) steak for 4 days with little water and the over-all poor health I'd assume someone this stupid would have, sure you could clog up your poo poo tubes something awful.

goddam goons put down your carmel macchiatos or gamer fuel or whatever and drink some loving water

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

A misanthrope posted:

goddam goons put down your carmel macchiatos or gamer fuel or whatever and drink some loving water

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
mouth watering hardcore rite now

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast
thread got me all loving hungry, so I said screw it and fried up another steak for lunch.



loving amazing, I've outdone myself.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Dead Gay Romans posted:

thread got me all loving hungry, so I said screw it and fried up another steak for lunch.



loving amazing, I've outdone myself.

Good ol milksteak.

Nice charlie. Real nice.

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
Why does the steak in the op look moldy? Stop eating old steak from the dumpster.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

It's someone's birthday here in the office, so we're having some cake



Don't mind the signature in the top right we are really eating that rn

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Dead Gay Romans posted:

thread got me all loving hungry, so I said screw it and fried up another steak for lunch.



loving amazing, I've outdone myself.

you can deep fry those??? :barf:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

A misanthrope posted:

you can deep fry those??? :barf:

and with this post I realized that's a deep fried Cadbury Creme Egg.

I want off this gay Earth

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
What do those deep fried candy bars even taste like?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Hobohemian posted:

What do those deep fried candy bars even taste like?

Diabetes and colon cancer.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hobohemian posted:

What do those deep fried candy bars even taste like?

I would guess shame.

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast

A misanthrope posted:

you can deep fry those??? :barf:

I take it you've never been to county fair in the South?

DON'T EVER GO IT IS WORSE THEN ANY POSSIBLE HELL

but they will deep fry literally anything, poo poo they have, poo poo you bring, stuff you find off the ground.

It. Will. Be. Fried.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Dead Gay Romans posted:

I take it you've never been to county fair in the South?

DON'T EVER GO IT IS WORSE THEN ANY POSSIBLE HELL

but they will deep fry literally anything, poo poo they have, poo poo you bring, stuff you find off the ground.

It. Will. Be. Fried.

that's it. time to join isis.

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


Deep fried mars bars are excellent and definitely a thing you should try once.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
i like when my steaks are grey and sad looking like the one in the op

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
If your steak ends up looking like boiled zombie, perhaps try dry aging for a few days in the fridge.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
real talk that steak looks pretty good and now im debating whether or not i should make a steak for dinner


thanks op

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Top City Homo posted:

this is all you need to make a good steak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEx9gPhtjzs

i also add gordon's rosemary potatoes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Wvs5TKRRU


up your game from garbage steak making

Youtube is autoplaying videos and I ain't complaining for once.

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

monkey posted:

Today at the supermarket I was buying a big thing of sea salt in one of those containers that has it's own grinder on the base, a bit fancy, but not all the way fancy, when out of nowhere a lady working there tried to upsell me to that pink Himalayan salt because it's "better for you."

I told her that I was against building salt mines in the Himalayas on principle, and she got really embarrassed like she wasn't environmental enough.

Jokes on you lady, I don't know anything about Himalayan salt mining practices, there's probably nothing wrong with it, but I bet she'll stop buying it now.

edit: in case youre wondering, this post is relevant because i am about to put some on a steak

Pink salt is actually mined some 200-300 km away from the himalayas and the name is just bullshit marketing. Its also not better for you but I guess you already know that.

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast
I hope that post is real because lol, he owned that stupid lady.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Dead Gay Romans posted:

Jesus gently caress this is like the holocaust of steak threads.

Except this thread actually happened.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

VendaGoat posted:

and with this post I realized that's a deep fried Cadbury Creme Egg.

I want off this gay Earth

Be sure to use acp rounds hth

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Top City Homo posted:

Be sure to use acp rounds hth

LC work instead?

bonvivant
Oct 1, 2014

I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel ;)

Dead Gay Romans posted:

I'm pretty most goons are chronically dehydrated, so I guess if you eat nothing but (cheap, lovely I'm assuming) steak for 4 days with little water and the over-all poor health I'd assume someone this stupid would have, sure you could clog up your poo poo tubes something awful.

I'm also pretty most goons are chronically dehydrated

bonvivant
Oct 1, 2014

I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel ;)

Dead Gay Romans posted:

I hope that post is real because lol, he owned that stupid lady.


Hahahaha

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

VendaGoat posted:

LC work instead?

you got it right when its a .45

:tipshat:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Decrepus posted:

Youtube is autoplaying videos and I ain't complaining for once.

weoops here is the actual potato recipe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atj_WlIfzZg

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

Artificial Idiocy posted:

while I personally prefer other steak cuts to be pan-seared.

charcoal grilling or GTFO.

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Kiryen posted:

charcoal grilling or GTFO.

I agree, but I have no where to grill.

I mean, I could get one of those single use portable charcoal grills and go grill up some food in the park but it seems like kind of a waste.

Im gonna close this thread because its kinda bad and dumb.

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