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So my coworker had asked for me and my buddy to help him out with a move from Redding down south to were we are. Well We got up at like 6 and got ready to roll. This dude has a huge dualie truck with a super cab its gigantic. So we go up to redding and get some boxes but we were not allowed to look in the boxes because "personal space issues you guys are my coworkers you dont need to know my personal life" Which is understandable honestly (We're a zero tolerance drug policy type of business, however because most of us are veterans and hosed up we all smoke weed or abuse PKs constantly. Anyway so we load his poo poo into his truck and get going. It's loving lovely and heavy poo poo. Well a box explodes and low and loving behold the trigger assembly to a MANPAD falls out. SO I am LITERALLY SHAKING at this point Im like "Dude what the gently caress is that?" "You're being paid 500 bucks for 5 hours of work don't ask questions dude" "And besides man they are rebuild kits, Not the real thing man," "Oh..." "I'm gay" "Same."
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i used a manpad when i was mansturating yesterday and it didnt explode
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May 11, 2015 12:40
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LeoMarr posted:So my coworker had asked for me and my buddy to help him out with a move from Redding down south to were we are. Well We got up at like 6 and got ready to roll. This dude has a huge dualie truck with a super cab its gigantic. So we go up to redding and get some boxes but we were not allowed to look in the boxes because "personal space issues you guys are my coworkers you dont need to know my personal life" Which is understandable honestly (We're a zero tolerance drug policy type of business, however because most of us are veterans and hosed up we all smoke weed or abuse PKs constantly. Anyway so we load his poo poo into his truck and get going. It's loving lovely and heavy poo poo. Well a box explodes and low and loving behold the trigger assembly to a MANPAD falls out. SO I am LITERALLY SHAKING at this point Im like "Dude what the gently caress is that?" "You're being paid 500 bucks for 5 hours of work don't ask questions dude" "And besides man they are rebuild kits, Not the real thing man," "Oh..." "I'm gay" "Same." assemble manpad. blow up coworker. gently caress yeah.
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May 11, 2015 12:45
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Dafuq is man pad?
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May 11, 2015 12:50
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No. 6 posted:Dafuq is man pad? 
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May 11, 2015 12:51
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> take manpad_
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May 11, 2015 12:52
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Pudding Huxtable posted:> take manpad_ ty nut thi sis note cyoa dis is anazi discussoion. thanks to u
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May 11, 2015 12:53
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Oh. Where is first thread about BBQ itself?
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May 11, 2015 12:57
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Who puts part of a guided missile launcher in a cardboard box
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LeoMarr posted:So my coworker had asked for me and my buddy to help him out with a move from Redding down south to were we are. Well We got up at like 6 and got ready to roll. This dude has a huge dualie truck with a super cab its gigantic. So we go up to redding and get some boxes but we were not allowed to look in the boxes because "personal space issues you guys are my coworkers you dont need to know my personal life" Which is understandable honestly (We're a zero tolerance drug policy type of business, however because most of us are veterans and hosed up we all smoke weed or abuse PKs constantly. Anyway so we load his poo poo into his truck and get going. It's loving lovely and heavy poo poo. Well a box explodes and low and loving behold the trigger assembly to a MANPAD falls out. SO I am LITERALLY SHAKING at this point Im like "Dude what the gently caress is that?" "You're being paid 500 bucks for 5 hours of work don't ask questions dude" "And besides man they are rebuild kits, Not the real thing man," "Oh..." "I'm gay" "Same." what THE gently caress are you talking about
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May 11, 2015 13:07
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manpad is the dumbest name for anything.
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May 11, 2015 13:10
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I'm just picturing some sergeant somewhere under fire from aircraft screaming for somebody to whip out their MANPAD.
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May 11, 2015 13:14
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May 11, 2015 13:17
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Did you touch his manpad?
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May 11, 2015 13:22
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Just gonna google "manpad redding" to make sure that little poo poo isn't doing something stupid like posting on a message board about it- ah hell, gonna have to cut him vent-to-mouth.
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May 11, 2015 13:25
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There's no mention of Nazism or BBQ in OP. Disappointing. Rated 1. Also, he might be worth reporting to the authorities.
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May 11, 2015 13:29
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this thread is loving gibberish did i have a stroke? what is happening
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May 11, 2015 13:32
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learn to communicate op
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May 11, 2015 13:32
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Thread has potential unlike most gbs posters lives, go investigate and take pics op
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May 11, 2015 13:47
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A misanthrope posted:learn to communicate op op probably sounds like boomhauer makes sense to me
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May 11, 2015 13:56
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I understood the op perfectly the rest of you are loving idiots.
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May 11, 2015 14:03
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Voted Alligator posted:I understood the op perfectly the rest of you are loving idiots. How many years have you been holding the bbq for?
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May 11, 2015 14:05
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Voted Alligator posted:I understood the op perfectly the rest of you are loving idiots. congratulations you have autism
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May 11, 2015 14:05
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A misanthrope posted:congratulations you have autism Does this mean I can get a disability check from the government? I want to just smoke weed and shitpost
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May 11, 2015 14:10
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Voted Alligator posted:Does this mean I can get a disability check from the government? I want to just smoke weed and shitpost if it does let me know because i also want to do that
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May 11, 2015 14:12
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A misanthrope posted:this thread is loving gibberish
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May 11, 2015 14:20
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he's got a point OP
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May 11, 2015 14:21
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i mean i know the op is basically a nazi because he has heavily insinuated as such but yeah none of this really makes sense
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May 11, 2015 14:22
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i know military guys are dumb as gently caress but I woulda thought a former government employee would be at least vaguely able to not screw up doing overpaid idiot work and keeping your mouth shut about it
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May 11, 2015 14:27
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posting in states evidence
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May 11, 2015 14:31
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No. 6 posted:Oh. Where is first thread about BBQ itself? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3719161 Seems poo poo too.
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LeoMarr posted:however because most of us are veterans and hosed up we all smoke weed or abuse PKs constantly. Reported to the FBI and to the mods
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