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Hello, I'm looking for love. I'm tall, early-middle aged. I make no hardly any money, but I get a ridiculous number of free meals. This is pretty much what I look like  Except I'm uglier. I've been reading about Russian mail order bride sites and I think they might be a rip off. Instead of spending the money on translation service and becoming a gold member or whatever, I'd rather just offer it up front. So, I will offer between 1k and 2k for a goon to marry me. No fatties.
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May 12, 2015 03:29
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but im gay
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May 12, 2015 03:33
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu_sMqZyOTg
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May 12, 2015 03:33
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Make that 1-2 million and youve got yourself a deal mister.
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May 12, 2015 03:37
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psyopmonkey posted:Make that 1-2 million and youve got yourself a deal mister. I actually don't even have 1 - 2k. But, I will happily write an IOU.
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May 12, 2015 03:40
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psyopmonkey posted:Make that 1-2 million and youve got yourself a deal mister. i don't think we're legally allowed to marry in my state.
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May 12, 2015 03:48
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ill marry you but no butt stuff
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May 12, 2015 03:52
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you can marry me but you have to get through my traditional indian parents first.
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May 12, 2015 03:53
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Assets: I own a house. Sort of. I think the bank technically owns it, but they let me pay them money to live in it. I can fix a washing machine . I know this, because I did so this past weekend. I have two aquariums and a big screen tv. Probably not that big anymore, actually. the ones at Costco are like so much bigger these days. I own 6 chickens so FREE EGGS
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May 12, 2015 03:55
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I'll marry you, OP. That other guy who wanted a green card never took me up on the offer, so I'm still on the market.
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May 12, 2015 04:01
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I.C. posted:I'll marry you, OP. That other guy who wanted a green card never took me up on the offer, so I'm still on the market. K. Do you like boardgames? When do you think the Catan series jumped the shark?
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May 12, 2015 04:03
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I'll marry you, however don't look too much into me getting a huge life insurance policy on you and sending you on a lot of AirAsia flights: I just think my boo should be able to see a lot of SE Asia.
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May 12, 2015 04:34
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can someone marry me too
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May 12, 2015 04:38
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Enfield posted:can someone marry me too You can have my runner up
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May 12, 2015 05:52
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I'll marry all of you.
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May 12, 2015 06:13
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Inevitable posted:K. Do you like boardgames? When do you think the Catan series jumped the shark? Yes, I do. I like Monopoly and Scrabble but have not played any newer games really. I've never played Catan, but I have heard about it.
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May 12, 2015 06:36
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Um this is depressing
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May 12, 2015 07:41
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i'm going to expect at least one of your aquariums as dowry, let me know if that's a deal breaker.
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May 12, 2015 09:10
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Inevitable posted:Hello, I'm looking for love. I'm tall, early-middle aged. I make no hardly any money, but I get a ridiculous number of free meals. Whoa...where'd you get a picture of my buddy Graham?
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May 12, 2015 09:14
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Has a goon ever had a mail order bride? Like maybe a goon we all know about? I think we would have heard something about this.
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