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Necc0 posted:Alright yeah I understand but this is important *comes by later to ask you why you haven't made any progress on the project he interrupted*
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On launch day- *PM nowhere to be found*
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May 20, 2015 16:10
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I still haven't received a reply to the email i sent at 9:30 this morning. *It's 10:15 in this scenario*
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Libelous Slander posted:I still haven't received a reply to the email i sent at 9:30 this morning. *It's 10:15 in this scenario* *e-mail doesn't even have content which would normally warrant a reply*
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May 20, 2015 16:12
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More like, 9:30 *pm sends email to dev* 9:32 *pm arrives at devs cubicle* Hey did you see my email?
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May 20, 2015 16:24
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I do project management, planning, purchasing, engineering management, and construction management. 
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May 20, 2015 16:41
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thathonkey posted:On launch day- lol, this happened twice. i have been with my company for 2 years and we have gone through like 5 project managers. you know your career is a sham when you cant keep down any job longer than 6 months... and its not contract work
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Zev posted:I do project management, planning, purchasing, engineering management, and construction management. Bernie is lucky to have you <3
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May 20, 2015 16:43
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Hey guys, I'm gonna need some more jokes in here. We've made some good progress, but if we can get a couple more, we can probably get client off our backs for a few days. Just trying to look out for you. I can set up a troubleshooting session if you'd like.
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May 20, 2015 16:44
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Let's have another meeting where I take thirty minutes to tell you something I could have told you to your face right now in the time it takes to arrange the meeting.
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May 20, 2015 16:45
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Rambling Robot posted:*congratules everyone - keeps bonus for himself*
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May 20, 2015 16:55
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* leads off meeting with complete, concise five-minute summary of topics on meeting agenda and required actions from everyone * * spends 45 minutes talking about agenda topics, saying nothing relevant that wasn't in the five-minute summary *
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May 20, 2015 17:22
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Cannon_Fodder posted:Bernie is lucky to have you <3 
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May 20, 2015 17:23
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Your jobs all sound awful
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May 20, 2015 20:31
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:lol, this happened twice. i have been with my company for 2 years and we have gone through like 5 project managers. It has happened to me personally twice as well. Same PM both times. Except instead of getting fired he got promoted. Sigh.
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Cannon_Fodder posted:As a fledgling PM, I require advice on how to best PM. May I have your best advice? E: please make sure to bring your own copy of the PMBOK to this meeting. Oswald Kesselpot fucked around with this message at 20:57 on May 20, 2015 |
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