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eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
:synpa:

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MattO
Oct 10, 2003

I was in Daytona Beach with a friend, around 1993, during Bike Week.

We were walking along the sidewalk, looking at the bikes, etc.

Traffic along the main strip was very slow as we walked with the flow of traffic, and right in front of us a car bumped a big Harley that had a guy and his wife on it.

It wasn't a big bump, the car's driver just let off its brakes in the bumper-to-bumper traffic, but it rear-ended the Harley enough to push the woman off the back of the bike, where she dove head first into the curb.

It was horrible to watch the guy who was driving the bike jump down and cradle his lady's head in his arms as what appeared to be brains leaked out of a large crack in her skull. (No helmets involved)

She was sputtering nonsense words and was obviously done for.

I had to drag my friend away, he was in shock and couldn't stop watching. Kinda put a damper on the rest of the night.

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

Jerry Mumphrey posted:


the mom was watching out the window of their house and she was so impressed that she signed over all her inheritance from the dad to me

I'm guessing it goes without saying she demanded the cock and forced hubby to watch? that poo poo happens to me a lot in situations like that

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

gary oldmans diary posted:

it had probably been drinking all night
you know how they are

Aye, horsing around probably HO HO HO

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Vin BioEthanol posted:

I'm guessing it goes without saying she demanded the cock and forced hubby to watch? that poo poo happens to me a lot in situations like that

he was dead so idk how much he saw

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

i was playing sid meier's alpha centauri with goons when I heard a bike crash on the hill near my house and picked a girl up off the street who went over her handlebars and split her jaw right down the cleft of her chin, two days later I found one of her teeth out there. fuckin' front wheel came off

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
I'm a paramedic. Had a kid with a caved in skull recently, people burnt/burning, dudes on motorcycles ripped apart like fleshy ragdolls, family of four all entrapped with numerous femur and ankle fractures recently, decapitatons, liquefactions, pretty much any kind of mangled you can dream up


Wee

MY INEVITABLE DEBT
Apr 21, 2011
I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.
i drove past a train vs person collision. his body was under the train about 2000 feet from the front.

they were scraping the rest of him out of the grill

GirlBones
Jun 10, 2007
I am not very good at the internet
i saw a big pickup roll multiple times on I-10 in phoenix. one guy got ejected about thirty feet in the air, splatted on the pavement, and crushed by the careening vehicle. it was totally sweet but it triggered a manic episode in my wife so i think that rear end in a top hat deserved to die.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

OP it's the next one that I will see, it will have a fat retarded hideous piece of poo poo who deserved to die that got creamed by an 18 wheeler on his tricycle, his remains looking like juicy rear end ground beef, after that day we will never see your posting again and thank Jesus gently caress my rear end.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



When I was in the 7th grade my schoolbus hit a motorcyclist who failed to negotiate a turn properly.

All the kids piled out of the bus, and the biker was trapped under the front of the bus with his head (he was wearing a helmet) wedged between the axle and the engine, and one leg caught under the left front wheel of the bus. Dude was conscious, and very emphatically suggesting the driver move the bus off of his leg.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

I'm a really bad human accident OP

Angry Hippo
May 12, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
I saw a guy on a motorcycle just eat poo poo seemingly for no reason right in front of me while I was delivering a pizza. He wobbled and then just ate it.

I came up on him, paused for a moment. Got out of my vehicle and called 911.

He had very obviously broken his leg in half just below the knee. He had also vomited in his helmet. I'm pretty sure he was dead. He looked far too hosed up for me to want to attempt to move him in any case so I just said, "Hey, you're going to be alright buddy. Help is on the way". Although I knew he probably couldn't hear me.

Fortunately someone came running up who said they were a nurse, so they took over from there. I left the scene and faithfully delivered my pizzas, although now a few degrees colder.

Mahnarch
Jan 7, 2008

Landing?
Do, or Do Not.
There is no 'Try'.
A womans' car caught fire because her carpet was resting on the passenger side "floor" - AKA, her catalytic converter.

Baby seat in the rear of the coupe, thankfully, was empty.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Angry Hippo posted:

Fortunately someone came running up who said they were a nurse, so they took over from there. I left the scene and faithfully delivered my pizzas, although now a few degrees colder.
When I saw the guy ride into the ditch and produce a huge burst of dust/dew I yelled to my teammate "should we stop?!" he replied "no. someone else will."

Mahnarch
Jan 7, 2008

Landing?
Do, or Do Not.
There is no 'Try'.

numberoneposter posted:

When I saw the guy ride into the ditch and produce a huge burst of dust/dew I yelled to my teammate "should we stop?!" he replied "no. someone else will."

Thanks (your friend), jerk! I was probably the one who had to sweep that poo poo up!

And I had some drinking to do that day!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Mahnarch posted:

Thanks (your friend), jerk! I was probably the one who had to sweep that poo poo up!

And I had some drinking to do that day!
this is on a bicycle sorry i was about to mention earlier ITT if people could make the distinction between a motorcycle or a bicycle

he made it out alive with a broken leg, broken ribs, and a punctured lung instead of a a smear on a sidewall

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Das Boo posted:

On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building... And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck. It looked like this...!





















If you were here, you woulda seen the face I just made.

I love you

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

more cycling crashes

a big group of us are descending possibly the most technical descent in town in terms of how steep it is, how lovely the pavement is, and how sharp some of the corners are

any ways its rainy and a bit greasy out and around one corner a guy grabs his front brake too hard and locks it up and washes out the front wheel and on a bicycle if that happens you hit the deck before you know whats up. he ended up breaking his hip because he panicked. when you front brake starts to shudder let off. its a tenth of a second difference at the limit but its either crashing or staying upright. unless its like a bottomless canyon its probably better to scrub speed and run the corner super wide and even bail into a slow moving ditch than put it down in the middle of the road.

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Pringleton
Jul 21, 2008
I saw a pickup crash into a fuel tanker.

It was under an overpass, right next to the clerk of courts. I was trying to get my passport and was coming back from getting the money order and photos. They had to evacuate the building so I couldn't get my passport, and I got real mad. Then I felt like an rear end in a top hat for getting all upset over being inconvenienced for a day, when I heard that the driver of the pickup died in the fire.

Also the overpass was the main thoroughfare between Orlando and the coast, and it had to be closed for over a month. So that was a big hassle for a lot of people.

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