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I was in Daytona Beach with a friend, around 1993, during Bike Week. We were walking along the sidewalk, looking at the bikes, etc. Traffic along the main strip was very slow as we walked with the flow of traffic, and right in front of us a car bumped a big Harley that had a guy and his wife on it. It wasn't a big bump, the car's driver just let off its brakes in the bumper-to-bumper traffic, but it rear-ended the Harley enough to push the woman off the back of the bike, where she dove head first into the curb. It was horrible to watch the guy who was driving the bike jump down and cradle his lady's head in his arms as what appeared to be brains leaked out of a large crack in her skull. (No helmets involved) She was sputtering nonsense words and was obviously done for. I had to drag my friend away, he was in shock and couldn't stop watching. Kinda put a damper on the rest of the night.
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# ? May 12, 2015 21:25 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:
I'm guessing it goes without saying she demanded the cock and forced hubby to watch? that poo poo happens to me a lot in situations like that
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# ? May 12, 2015 21:33 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:it had probably been drinking all night Aye, horsing around probably HO HO HO
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# ? May 12, 2015 21:35 |
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Vin BioEthanol posted:I'm guessing it goes without saying she demanded the cock and forced hubby to watch? that poo poo happens to me a lot in situations like that he was dead so idk how much he saw
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# ? May 12, 2015 21:36 |
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i was playing sid meier's alpha centauri with goons when I heard a bike crash on the hill near my house and picked a girl up off the street who went over her handlebars and split her jaw right down the cleft of her chin, two days later I found one of her teeth out there. fuckin' front wheel came off
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# ? May 12, 2015 21:40 |
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I'm a paramedic. Had a kid with a caved in skull recently, people burnt/burning, dudes on motorcycles ripped apart like fleshy ragdolls, family of four all entrapped with numerous femur and ankle fractures recently, decapitatons, liquefactions, pretty much any kind of mangled you can dream up Wee
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# ? May 12, 2015 22:04 |
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i drove past a train vs person collision. his body was under the train about 2000 feet from the front. they were scraping the rest of him out of the grill
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# ? May 13, 2015 01:00 |
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i saw a big pickup roll multiple times on I-10 in phoenix. one guy got ejected about thirty feet in the air, splatted on the pavement, and crushed by the careening vehicle. it was totally sweet but it triggered a manic episode in my wife so i think that rear end in a top hat deserved to die.
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# ? May 13, 2015 01:06 |
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OP it's the next one that I will see, it will have a fat retarded hideous piece of poo poo who deserved to die that got creamed by an 18 wheeler on his tricycle, his remains looking like juicy rear end ground beef, after that day we will never see your posting again and thank Jesus gently caress my rear end.
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# ? May 13, 2015 01:08 |
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When I was in the 7th grade my schoolbus hit a motorcyclist who failed to negotiate a turn properly. All the kids piled out of the bus, and the biker was trapped under the front of the bus with his head (he was wearing a helmet) wedged between the axle and the engine, and one leg caught under the left front wheel of the bus. Dude was conscious, and very emphatically suggesting the driver move the bus off of his leg.
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# ? May 13, 2015 01:13 |
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I'm a really bad human accident OP
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# ? May 13, 2015 01:56 |
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I saw a guy on a motorcycle just eat poo poo seemingly for no reason right in front of me while I was delivering a pizza. He wobbled and then just ate it. I came up on him, paused for a moment. Got out of my vehicle and called 911. He had very obviously broken his leg in half just below the knee. He had also vomited in his helmet. I'm pretty sure he was dead. He looked far too hosed up for me to want to attempt to move him in any case so I just said, "Hey, you're going to be alright buddy. Help is on the way". Although I knew he probably couldn't hear me. Fortunately someone came running up who said they were a nurse, so they took over from there. I left the scene and faithfully delivered my pizzas, although now a few degrees colder.
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# ? May 13, 2015 02:35 |
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A womans' car caught fire because her carpet was resting on the passenger side "floor" - AKA, her catalytic converter. Baby seat in the rear of the coupe, thankfully, was empty.
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# ? May 13, 2015 06:24 |
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Angry Hippo posted:Fortunately someone came running up who said they were a nurse, so they took over from there. I left the scene and faithfully delivered my pizzas, although now a few degrees colder.
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# ? May 13, 2015 06:32 |
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numberoneposter posted:When I saw the guy ride into the ditch and produce a huge burst of dust/dew I yelled to my teammate "should we stop?!" he replied "no. someone else will." Thanks (your friend), jerk! I was probably the one who had to sweep that poo poo up! And I had some drinking to do that day!
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# ? May 13, 2015 06:47 |
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Mahnarch posted:Thanks (your friend), jerk! I was probably the one who had to sweep that poo poo up! he made it out alive with a broken leg, broken ribs, and a punctured lung instead of a a smear on a sidewall
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# ? May 13, 2015 07:07 |
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Das Boo posted:On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building... And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck. It looked like this...! I love you
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# ? May 13, 2015 07:12 |
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more cycling crashes a big group of us are descending possibly the most technical descent in town in terms of how steep it is, how lovely the pavement is, and how sharp some of the corners are any ways its rainy and a bit greasy out and around one corner a guy grabs his front brake too hard and locks it up and washes out the front wheel and on a bicycle if that happens you hit the deck before you know whats up. he ended up breaking his hip because he panicked. when you front brake starts to shudder let off. its a tenth of a second difference at the limit but its either crashing or staying upright. unless its like a bottomless canyon its probably better to scrub speed and run the corner super wide and even bail into a slow moving ditch than put it down in the middle of the road.
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# ? May 13, 2015 07:19 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 22:31 |
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I saw a pickup crash into a fuel tanker. It was under an overpass, right next to the clerk of courts. I was trying to get my passport and was coming back from getting the money order and photos. They had to evacuate the building so I couldn't get my passport, and I got real mad. Then I felt like an rear end in a top hat for getting all upset over being inconvenienced for a day, when I heard that the driver of the pickup died in the fire. Also the overpass was the main thoroughfare between Orlando and the coast, and it had to be closed for over a month. So that was a big hassle for a lot of people.
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# ? May 13, 2015 13:42 |