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# ? May 13, 2015 20:28 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:16 |
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Yo why is everyone so caught up on paying for sex, l suppose you're more of a man if you get it for free.
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# ? May 13, 2015 20:31 |
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:i guess they're fine if you don't care whether the other person actually wants to gently caress you. F------- would not pay for sex again This is really the biggest thing about it for me. I could barely even get it up when normally I can go all night. She was attractive and nice and everything but when the other person doesn't want you too it's not the same. Even if they're really good at acting and convincing the john they are into it you just know they aren't if you are at all intelligent. And then you're thinking about how their putting on an act and ugh. Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 20:43 on May 13, 2015 |
# ? May 13, 2015 20:41 |
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I am a responsible goon adult who puts my money away so I can spend it when my dick don't work - a dumb idiot
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# ? May 13, 2015 20:42 |
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Also I derive a lot of satisfaction from meeting someone and genuinely getting to know them somewhat and the whole pursuit thing which doesn't exist at all with a hooker since it's as cold as a business transaction.
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# ? May 13, 2015 20:45 |
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There was a woman who lived in my neighborhood who was an escort, although it was quite a while before I knew it. She lived with her two daughters, and my daughter would sometimes play over there. I'd been to the house for birthday parties or to pick up my kid, so technically I have visited a prostitute. She was nice enough, and definitely good-looking, but gave off a weird vibe. Just sketchy, I don't know how to describe it. Even my daughter picked up that something wasn't right and stopped going over there to play. Then one day she just confided to my wife about her line of work and it all sort of clicked into place. She eventually married one of her wealthier clients and moved off to a nice easy life. Last I heard they were doing fine.
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# ? May 13, 2015 21:12 |
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my ex and i hired an escort for a threesome one time it was kinda neat
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# ? May 13, 2015 21:14 |
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i realy don't know how the gently caress anyone can get it off when youre paying someone to let you gently caress them same for women who extract payment in drinks or whatever, it's perverted as gently caress. i mean im hosed up but theres no way i could have sex under those conditions
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# ? May 13, 2015 21:44 |
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vug posted:i realy don't know how the gently caress anyone can get it off when youre paying someone to let you gently caress them it's super weird and awkward yeah
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# ? May 13, 2015 21:47 |
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i think out of the dozens of times i have visited a prostitute somewhere i have enjoyed it maybe once and i can't even remember what specific time that was. all getting a prostitute means is that the penis and the wallet joined forces against the mind and won.
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# ? May 13, 2015 23:08 |
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In regards to everyone questioning how difficult it is to get off with someone you paid to get you off: The good ones are expensive and hot as gently caress. They Will Make You Believe.
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# ? May 13, 2015 23:45 |
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the only way i could get off with a pro, and in fact the only way i can get off at all, is if she's a dominatrix with a switch and a full bladder
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# ? May 13, 2015 23:53 |
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vug posted:i realy don't know how the gently caress anyone can get it off when youre paying someone to let you gently caress them Charlie Sheen once said "Im not paying for the sex, Im paying for them to leave afterwards"
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# ? May 14, 2015 00:10 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:i brought your mom flowers just this weekend, OP
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# ? May 14, 2015 00:12 |
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Many years ago I was in Japan with a friend and he was dead set keen on going to the red light district in Osaka. We went and it's pretty much a few blocks of open fronted buildings where the girls sit for you to view and choose. Similar to what you hear about Amsterdam except minus the glass. I had no intention of engaging with one of them but my mate did. He chose a girl and organised to pay with the madame. My mate is a fluent Japanese speaker and I am a man of very little Japanese. What I didn't know is that he had paid for both of us. So he goes off with this girl and then another girl comes out and wants to take me out back too. I tried to decline politely but the madame was extremely insistent and the girl looked frightened of her. She was very pretty in that way that Asian girls are and looked clean so I figured, 'gently caress it I may as well'. So I go out back into this tidy little room with the girl. She pours me tea and offers me snacks. She then starts to undress and is gesturing for me to do the same. The whole thing felt wrong though, the girl had this sadness to her. She was trying to be as warm and inviting as possible but it felt all put on and wrong. I really didn't want to do it. So I ended up saying, 'No' in Japanese and gestured her to sit back down. I had to repeat it a few times for her to cotton on. We then sat there and had a chat in broken English/Japanese while I drank my tea. When the 15 minutes was up I gave her a 10,000 yen note and told her it was just for her. Before I left she gave me a really warm hug that felt genuine. You can chalk me up as one of the 'cannot do the sex unless it's with someone who wants me' people.
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# ? May 14, 2015 00:24 |
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i was working in kazakhstan for a while in a fairly crappy industrial city. i hung out with some dudes of dubious distinction, ended up becoming friends and nailing some hot rear end turk/russian hybrid bitches. didn't know it at the time, i thought they were party girls because they never asked for money, and i'd give them smokes and take them out to dinner occasionally, i thought i was king poo poo. even met some of the girls family. well, jokes on me. tab was running the entire time. i owed boris like 150 dollars for 3 months of services which i promptly paid, and they gave me a going away party with prostitutes and some dj who had both legs blown off in afghanistan so yeah
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# ? May 14, 2015 00:42 |
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"she looked clean so i..."
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# ? May 14, 2015 00:45 |
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I CAN beat the Axis with or without VD!
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# ? May 14, 2015 00:58 |
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I was installing some biometric poo poo in Cleveland one time and the detective that was hanging out in the room was setting up dates on back page. He says a lot of the time you get robbed or she has a dick. They brought one chick in a little later in the afternoon and she was alright, certainly doable. End of story.
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# ? May 14, 2015 01:09 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:I was installing some biometric poo poo in Cleveland one time and the detective that was hanging out in the room was setting up dates on back page. He says a lot of the time you get robbed or she has a dick. if the detective knew chicks on back page have dicks or are thieves why was he using it? and what does this have to do with biometrics? this story makes no sense
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# ? May 14, 2015 01:47 |
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Ilustforponydeath posted:I always tip my hookers. Just the tip.
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# ? May 14, 2015 01:48 |
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you irl posted:if the detective knew chicks on back page have dicks or are thieves why was he using it? and what does this have to do with biometrics? this story makes no sense To arrest them and then fingerprint them on the booking machine I was building. Your face makes no sense.
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# ? May 14, 2015 01:53 |
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No but I did have sex with a girl in Mexico then paid her $20 to leave HAHAHA RIGHT GUYS
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# ? May 14, 2015 03:23 |
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A lot of my stripper friends tell me that as long as you're not a total bust-o you can make significantly more money stripping than on back page (providing you're in a decent sized city and a decent strip club... the type that don't play rap and are kind of racist about who they let in. This is in Detroit too). The thing with stripping is you have to pretend to like the people and it ends up being a lot more than just taking your clothes off. My one friend is like 4'10, 20 years old and looks about 14. She used to get dudes that would get private dances and want her to roleplay father/daughter stuff.
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# ? May 14, 2015 03:31 |
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Ahahahah that was your story, I remember reading it ages ago and never made the connection.
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# ? May 15, 2015 03:48 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:16 |
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i never have but i don't really see anything morally wrong with it as long as sex trafficking isn't involved. its on the bucketlist one day ill gently caress a hooker (besides my ex, EYOOOOO)
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