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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
ball of hair of my ex boyfriend in my pocket. he's dead now. he was poisoned. i never loved him

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snakeandbake
Aug 21, 2012

by exmarx
restraining order against you

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

a bay posted:

slam whale

would be very interested in this ladypimp's collection of fatties

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

website called something awful. My name is Rachel 'Lowtax' Kyanka"

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
boo benis

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe
ids

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

taser

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
"cool dog" would be the best thing for a girl to say

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
serious addiction to gambling

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011

Vastarien posted:

bad case of Crohn's." She then hikes her skirt and shits with such force that she shoots off into the sky like a rocket.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
You let her pass then you sneak up behind her and scream

MA MA MA MA
MONSTER KILL
KILL
KILL
KILL

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
Bump

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
mission for you. General Lopez Aragonez, the rogue military commander from the nation of Pocodetamia, is planning to attack America. You must put a stop to his plans before it's too late."

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
three pound tumor on


my kidney and im going to die

soon

you shouldnt

stare

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
large stockpile of toilet paper.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
petition in support of gay marriage, do you want to sign??"

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
lways relied on the kindness of strangers

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

monkey posted:

lways relied on the kindness of strangers

then she wilted like a flower in the summer sun

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
pussy made of pain

naem
May 29, 2011

-lifetime of emotional baggage and I'll take it all out on you hehe *fartz*

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Dont talk to girls OP.

No one wants you.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



psyopmonkey posted:

Dont talk to girls OP.

No one wants you.

Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Gun. Get the gently caress away from me you fat ugly piece of poo poo."

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
smr fetish.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCZx5-b9tlE

alt: "...restraining order out against you. You aren't supposed to be within 100 yards of me. I'm calling the cops."


My favorites:

monkey posted:

lways relied on the kindness of strangers

oncearoundaltair posted:

large stockpile of toilet paper.

utterlycorrupt posted:

pussy made of pain

Bored fucked around with this message at 20:50 on May 13, 2015

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU!

Zaeryth
Dec 14, 2014

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Gun. Get the gently caress away from me you fat ugly piece of poo poo."

Betting you've experienced this IRL, lol.

never seen again
Jan 25, 2008
need a need for speed.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
something awful forums account

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
AAAAAAAAAUGH WHAT IS THIS HIDEOUS TROLL I SEE BEFORE ME?!?!?

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
bsolutely no time for your bullshit.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
"mission to drop gangsta poo poo"

*she proceeds to recite Dre's The Chronic complete with beatbox*

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