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It wouldn't have any awards because everyone would "win" and there would be no ball or golf club because they're too phallic and therefore tools of the patriarchy. Everyone would just sit in the shade and type on their phones until it was over.
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And...... Kuato claims the first post AGAIN!
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May 13, 2015 04:45
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I might show up just to boo everyone, as an expression of how much I hate Tumblr. Then I'd do a rude phallic gesture with a golf club and get in a golf cart and high tail it out of there. The SJWs would be too out of shape to chase me and give up, at which point I would roll them down the green and into a water trap talk about getting pwned 
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May 13, 2015 04:46
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May 13, 2015 04:46
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IDK what tumblr is tbqh. In any case... 4th post
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May 13, 2015 04:49
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Idiot. The s-jews would not be in attendance, since sports reek of ableist privilege.
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May 13, 2015 04:49
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The first white cislord to chop their dick off instantly becomes king of the tourney, imposing their will on others as always, only now it's ok for some reason.
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May 13, 2015 04:51
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What if Tumblr was a tumbler? I think it would be a drink tumbler, because then you could put CARAMEL MACCHIATO IN IT 
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my bogey identifies as a double-eagle and you will count as such shitlord.
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