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What would it be like if Tumblr were a vending machine?
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May 13, 2015 04:51
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Kuato EASILY CLAIMS THE FIRST POST
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May 13, 2015 04:52
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This but theyre full of caramel machitols https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS5EV3zs7vE
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May 13, 2015 04:53
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If Tumblr were a vending machine it would take your money and refuse to give you your drink. You would have to smack it around and literally shake it which would trigger it and confuse it into thinking it's offended, at which point it would call you a shitlord and tell you to kindly gently caress off. The only way you can get your drink would be to convince it you're a 600 lb. diabetic woman and you're feeling very fat-shamed at which point it would spit out your soda and apologize profusely. (the soda would be caramel macchiato flavored)
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May 13, 2015 04:55
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Kuato posted:Kuato EASILY CLAIMS THE FIRST POST argghh gently caress
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