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Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos

EnderWiggin posted:

Out the window of a moving car.

Off a bridge onto a moving car.

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Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
into one of those machines that shoots out tennis balls

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
At the Palace of Versailles onto a small embroidered pillow woven out of silk from hand raised Chinese silkworms and stuffed with the finest Hungarian Goose down, before an assembled crowd of worlds foremost political, economic, cultural, and academic leaders all watching in total silence

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Dead Gay Romans posted:

Ronald Reagan's mouth while my All American Heros Abraham Lincoln and Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman hold him down for me.

Make it March 30 of '81 and I'll poo poo in the gunshot.

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
on a trampoline that has a fat person (OP's mom) jumping on it.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

In someone else's shower

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
The capital rotunda

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
into ops abdominal aorta

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
In the Koch brothers' Thanksgiving turkey cavity.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

My brother in law's toothpaste...but he probably doesn't use it anyhow.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
has anyone tried to eat a turd during a skydive?

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
it's actually very difficult

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
I want to poop in an olympic sized swimming pool and see if I can fill it up with my poop before I die.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
*unzips pants and squats*

This thread OP, this thread

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking
The microwave in my office. Before setting it on max for 10 minutes. Hello evacuation!

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Into an inkjet printer.

edit: Has to be at an office so it will be used after, but not by me.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Rick Scott's pillowcase

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
in a time capsule

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


Back into my own rear end, forever

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



id drop a hot steamy poo poo on the OP's keyboard

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Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

Once I crap in Ontario I'll have shat in all five great Lakes so pretty easy decision for me

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