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Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

spud posted:

It's upto the girl to take her birth control. I aint wearing no condom poo poo cos it sucks.

I remember when I found out years ago that one of my closest friends paid for half of his girlfriend's birth control pills every month.

I asked wtf that was about and she pipes in "it's for both of us so unless he wants to wear condoms he can pay his share."

I asked her if dinners and movies were for both of them as well. My friend stopped paying after that.

You're welcome, Ken.

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

spud posted:

It's upto the girl to take her birth control. I aint wearing no condom poo poo cos it sucks.

I banged this one girl I used to work with a few times. Pulled out every time because that owns.

Some other jerk off at that job banged her, came inside her, and was like "what, you're not on birth control? wtf are you in jr high or some poo poo bitch? :dealwithit:".

guess he was the real alpha, lol

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

celibacy

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Dead bitches can't get pregnant as far as I can tell

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