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Also if you sit down in even slightly tight pants you're cock will be completely outlined along the side of your leg which looks outrageously inappropriate.
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opus111 posted:not read this thread yet but is it full of goons claiming to be packing pringles tubes under their jorts yet?
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JebanyPedal posted:Also if you sit down in even slightly tight pants you're cock will be completely outlined along the side of your leg which looks outrageously inappropriate. catching a girl staring at the outline makes up for it
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May 15, 2015 07:01
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Thingyman posted:catching a girl staring at the outline makes up for it She's doing it cus she's scared it's going to come alive like the giant worms in slither and eat her
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May 15, 2015 07:03
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Didn't some FYAD off himself because his dong was too much lol
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May 15, 2015 07:04
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Thingyman posted:catching a girl staring at the outline makes up for it 
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May 15, 2015 07:05
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CJacobs posted:She's doing it cus she's scared it's going to come alive like the giant worms in slither and eat her and rightfully so
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May 15, 2015 07:05
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Bip Roberts posted:Didn't some FYAD off himself because his dong was too much lol Of all of the reasons upon this gay earth to kill yourself, it's this and, "I ran out of oreos" for the dumbest reasons to kill yourself.
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May 15, 2015 07:06
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Taima posted:considering your average pussy tops out somewhere in that range Average pussy: 
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May 15, 2015 07:08
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what if my dick's too big AND i run out of oreos, can i kill myself then?
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May 15, 2015 07:09
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quakster posted:what if my dick's too big AND i run out of oreos, can i kill myself then? You pretty much have no other option at that point
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May 15, 2015 07:11
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opus111 posted:not read this thread yet but is it full of goons claiming to be packing pringles tubes under their jorts yet? depends. how big are the pringles tubes?
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May 15, 2015 11:20
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You know that Vaginas expand, right? Like they stretch wider and get deeper depending both on arousal and posture, right?
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May 15, 2015 11:47
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yeah, 21-52 inches ain't no biggie for a slam clam
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May 15, 2015 11:54
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gnarlyhotep posted:third time's the charm OP 
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May 15, 2015 11:57
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the largest human penis is only like 14 inches some dorky guy has it
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May 15, 2015 12:12
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you just gotta have enough dog for the bun
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May 15, 2015 14:11
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my dicks biG
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May 15, 2015 14:37
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Tumble posted:lol if you think women give a ton of poo poo about dick size versus the dude who's attached to the dick. hey bud lil fyi for ya the dude with the D is gonna be confident and relaxed and therefore way more charming and funny than the simpering human being with the microdork tough break squirt 
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May 15, 2015 15:19
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Gatekeeper posted:tough break squirt
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May 15, 2015 15:27
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so the real trick is to fool yourself into thinking your babbie dick is a big swingin' dick
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May 15, 2015 15:33
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Gatekeeper posted:hey bud lil fyi for ya Nah I got an average dick but I spend my free time out and about trying to meet people rather than playing video games so I'm good at being charming and funny.
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May 15, 2015 15:58
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Tumble posted:I'm good at being charming and funny. haha you've definitely got a sense of humor lil buddy
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Gatekeeper posted:hey bud lil fyi for ya People tying their penis size to their self worth or confidence is just embarrassing, it really is a shame that our society is like that because it makes exactly no difference to anybody in your daily life how big or not your penis is
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May 15, 2015 20:27
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4.5 here
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CJacobs posted:People tying their penis size to their self worth or confidence is just embarrassing, it really is a shame that our society is like that because it makes exactly no difference to anybody in your daily life how big or not your penis is depends on how cool your daily life is i guess
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May 15, 2015 20:52
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Why is this pole (ha) only addressed to ladies? I'm gay.
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May 15, 2015 20:54
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and dicklength is a way cooler thing to be proud of than tallheight which is what everyone is usually gushing over
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Darth123123 posted:Why is this pole (ha) only addressed to ladies? I'm gay. Probably because we all know the human rear end in a top hat can accommodate a small SUV, like The Goatman has shown us. We're talking about huge Texan vaginas here, bro.
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Gatekeeper posted:and dicklength is a way cooler thing to be proud of than tallheight which is what everyone is usually gushing over be proud of your accomplishments instead
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May 15, 2015 20:57
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Has anyone said dad bod yet?
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Vim Fuego posted:Has anyone said dad bod yet? No, dadbods all have tiny dicks at best, as do musclemen.
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Universe Master posted:the largest human penis is only like 14 inches Howard Stern w/ Sal & Richard - Talkin' Yankees #1: https://youtu.be/GjfFoxxIvq4
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My Q-Face posted:You know that Vaginas expand, right? Like they stretch wider and get deeper depending both on arousal and posture, right? That's why you have to give her a few second of half-stabbing before you go for the whole 9 yards. Nothing ruins the mood for her faster than you hitting the cervix.
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Yeah Bro - just give her a half pound for a few strokes before going Balls Deep and smashing that cervix like a tray of shatter butter. I love loving pussy.
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