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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

what does it mean?

just google 'mindfulness'

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

just google 'mindfulness'

where? wait, huh?

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

For me its if you actually understand or know anything about what you're talking about or if you're just being a parrot. Also, for those who do this (its always chronic too), its painfully obvious and please just stop. You aren't being more interesting of a person. If you don't know something, say you don't know. If you've heard something about something but aren't sure about it, say so. Like literally "I dont know but I've heard...". People allow you to act this way because its almost never worth calling you out on it since it leads to the inevitable defensive circle jerk bullshit from you. If you're just a dumbass and can't think of a single thought on your own still dont do this. The second thing is if you're black or gay please dont talk to me without averting your eyes first out of respect for the superior human.

Thanks,
TheDogHouse



those are good rules for judging

typically when a person starts a sentence with 'ive always said' theyre about to repeat a really generic catch phrase or old wives tale that not only did they not write but they never actually said before it was a trend

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

extra stout posted:

those are good rules for judging

typically when a person starts a sentence with 'ive always said' theyre about to repeat a really generic catch phrase or old wives tale that not only did they not write but they never actually said before it was a trend

yes this is the world we live in.

what the gently caress are you going to do about it you sack of poo poo? sit there pulling your pud like a mormidly obese monkeyh sitting in a shitpile in the corner of your shithole cage? yeah, thats what i thought, oval office

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
When people sign their posts I generally judge them as being huge dumb nerds

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Dr Cheeto posted:

When people sign their posts I generally judge them as being huge dumb nerds

dont plurally sign your posts!

calusari
Apr 18, 2013

It's mechanical. Seems to come at regular intervals.
taste in anime

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

How big their dick is or how deep their vagina is.

rich white faglord
May 13, 2015

by Ralp

dad gay. so what posted:

dont plurally sign your posts!

Why are you so mad?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

rich white faglord posted:

Why are you so mad?

im not mad, apperently you are pretty mad though lol

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

dad gay. so what posted:

yes this is the world we live in.

what the gently caress are you going to do about it you sack of poo poo? sit there pulling your pud like a mormidly obese monkeyh sitting in a shitpile in the corner of your shithole cage? yeah, thats what i thought, oval office

this would maybe be effective if fitness wasnt one of my stronger points, dough boy

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

extra stout posted:

this would maybe be effective if fitness wasnt one of my stronger points, dough boy

says the morbidly obese whale (the OP) (not signing my post)

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
if someone posts on the somethingawful forums they are poo poo people

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

bling bling bilal posted:

Their reactions to goon humour

I read this as goon honor.

Jellymouth
Jul 9, 2009
Fun Shoe
The cut of their jib.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
number of dicks they can take

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

gender illusionist posted:

number of dicks they can take

Sequentially or concurrently?

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
How much they poop

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
how big they act like their penis is

not the same as how big it really is

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
the dad bod, if they will hamburgler role-play

choke on it

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
amount of anime merchandise they have

dvd in unopened case = 1 point
wall scroll = 2 points
body pillow = 5 points
body pillow with hole with attached fleshlight = 50 points
3d printed goku = 100 points

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
The more interesting someone is, the more I want to be their friend, at the generic "friend" level.

To form an emotionally intimate connection they have to be thoughtful, curious, and compassionate. And have passed the "interesting" bar of course.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

please leave dad gay alone you mindfull of gaydicks

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I only have three rules:

1.They have to be a person
2.That can talk to another person
3.About something other than entertainment media.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

head diameter

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Spit or swallow?

buckets of buckets
Apr 8, 2012

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If I could kill and rob them in the break down of civilization that will occur in the next 15-30 years

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
seriously what a brillaint post

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Flesh Forge posted:

seriously what a brillaint post

ya :smug:

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
reg date

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

I've never met a smart fat person yet so definitely body type.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Whether or not they're one of those mutants that think cilantro tastes like soap

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Whether or not they're one of those mutants that think cilantro tastes like soap

I have nothing but pity for the genetic underclass

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Favorite Garbage pail kid.

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
For women, it's tit size. For men, it's tit size.

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos
The number of copies of Chromasome 21 they possess.

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Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
by what topic people converse with me in the first time

I dislike really nerdy topics like Japanese cartoons and Bitcoin

but then I also don't particularly like talking to complete strangers about rugby or getting pissed

there's a golden balance between these somewhere where I get to meet really likeable people

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