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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
poor dennis

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I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Skeleton Ape posted:

Most bears eat lots of plants and vegetarian poo poo, the problem with pandas is that they ONLY eat certain kinds of bamboo that are nearly devoid of nutritional value. Like, that's the entirety of their diet. Pandas are picky eaters :v:

They are constantly on the brink of starvation because of this! Like, it's really all they can do. Just eat and nap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzRH3iTQPrk

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Anyone ever eat panda meat? Does it taste good?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Robo Reagan posted:

so are wasps but for some reason we havent extincted them yet

Wasps kill spiders. Take your pick.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

ChickenHeart posted:

Actually I'm fairly certain that Giant Pandas are endangered mostly due to rampant land-development and poor environmental conservation practices in Asia, but they were pretty dopey even before the crushing of their mountain range habitats.

Still think we have an obligation to keep them extant, though. lookit that guy keep chewing even as he falls over

they have trouble mating due to their low endurance and also small penis size.


They basically have much in common with the OP

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

etalian posted:

they have trouble mating due to their low endurance and also small penis size.


They basically have much in common with the OP

whoa hey uncalled for

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

panda bear. garbage tier bear.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
can't we just strap the pandas down and force feed them nutritional stuff? jeez it's not that complicated

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



City of Tampa posted:

can't we just strap the pandas down and force feed them nutritional stuff? jeez it's not that complicated

artificially imposing nutrition on nature's worst bears is a slippery slope

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast
Pandas are worthless. Worse then worthless.

They are the dumb as gently caress, incapable of getting laid, fedora wearing, pants making GBS threads, bronies of the animal kingdom.

Kill them all.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



City of Tampa posted:

can't we just strap the pandas down and force feed them nutritional stuff? jeez it's not that complicated

Their digestive tracts are hosed. It's basically a regular carnivore's digestive system (because that's what they were a few million years ago), but they've adapted to work with some bizarre specialized gut flora that allows them to process bamboo and not much else.

Fun fact: baby pandas are not born with these bacteria so they have to get it by eating mom's poop. Pandas are disgusting

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
How does a bear gently caress up so badly that it becomes a panda?

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!
male pandas actually have non-stop sex marathons when they find a female that's actually in estrus. however that only occurs for like 1 to 3 days in a year


so it's close, but probably pandas > goons

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer
All pandas are disgusting

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
The panda didn't fall down because it's clumsy, it was just reacting to this thread. Good job OP, you're a real jerk.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Moridin920 posted:

lol goons even hate pandas

actually learning about the effects of environmental destruction and global warming is hard, way easier to just parrot a half-remembered line from Fight Club about pandas dying out because they don't gently caress in between posting about what vapid slamwhales all the women who won't gently caress you on OKcupid are

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Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007


Ever since I learned about red pandas these stupid black and white pandas can gently caress right off

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