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poor dennis
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# ? May 14, 2015 21:19 |
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Skeleton Ape posted:Most bears eat lots of plants and vegetarian poo poo, the problem with pandas is that they ONLY eat certain kinds of bamboo that are nearly devoid of nutritional value. Like, that's the entirety of their diet. Pandas are picky eaters They are constantly on the brink of starvation because of this! Like, it's really all they can do. Just eat and nap. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzRH3iTQPrk
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# ? May 14, 2015 21:50 |
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Anyone ever eat panda meat? Does it taste good?
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# ? May 14, 2015 21:51 |
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Robo Reagan posted:so are wasps but for some reason we havent extincted them yet Wasps kill spiders. Take your pick.
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# ? May 14, 2015 22:04 |
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ChickenHeart posted:Actually I'm fairly certain that Giant Pandas are endangered mostly due to rampant land-development and poor environmental conservation practices in Asia, but they were pretty dopey even before the crushing of their mountain range habitats. they have trouble mating due to their low endurance and also small penis size. They basically have much in common with the OP
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# ? May 14, 2015 22:18 |
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etalian posted:they have trouble mating due to their low endurance and also small penis size. whoa hey uncalled for
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# ? May 14, 2015 22:19 |
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panda bear. garbage tier bear.
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# ? May 14, 2015 22:20 |
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# ? May 14, 2015 22:43 |
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can't we just strap the pandas down and force feed them nutritional stuff? jeez it's not that complicated
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# ? May 14, 2015 23:15 |
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City of Tampa posted:can't we just strap the pandas down and force feed them nutritional stuff? jeez it's not that complicated artificially imposing nutrition on nature's worst bears is a slippery slope
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# ? May 14, 2015 23:25 |
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Pandas are worthless. Worse then worthless. They are the dumb as gently caress, incapable of getting laid, fedora wearing, pants making GBS threads, bronies of the animal kingdom. Kill them all.
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# ? May 14, 2015 23:33 |
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City of Tampa posted:can't we just strap the pandas down and force feed them nutritional stuff? jeez it's not that complicated Their digestive tracts are hosed. It's basically a regular carnivore's digestive system (because that's what they were a few million years ago), but they've adapted to work with some bizarre specialized gut flora that allows them to process bamboo and not much else. Fun fact: baby pandas are not born with these bacteria so they have to get it by eating mom's poop. Pandas are disgusting
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# ? May 15, 2015 00:03 |
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How does a bear gently caress up so badly that it becomes a panda?
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# ? May 15, 2015 00:06 |
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male pandas actually have non-stop sex marathons when they find a female that's actually in estrus. however that only occurs for like 1 to 3 days in a year so it's close, but probably pandas > goons
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# ? May 15, 2015 06:10 |
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All pandas are disgusting
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# ? May 15, 2015 06:12 |
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The panda didn't fall down because it's clumsy, it was just reacting to this thread. Good job OP, you're a real jerk.
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# ? May 15, 2015 07:16 |
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Moridin920 posted:lol goons even hate pandas actually learning about the effects of environmental destruction and global warming is hard, way easier to just parrot a half-remembered line from Fight Club about pandas dying out because they don't gently caress in between posting about what vapid slamwhales all the women who won't gently caress you on OKcupid are
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# ? May 15, 2015 07:23 |
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Ever since I learned about red pandas these stupid black and white pandas can gently caress right off
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# ? May 15, 2015 07:41 |