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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > What are some good lines that you would say to a women to get her interested in you
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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
 "see me after class"

Moridin920 posted:

I don't really know about opening lines :words:
abridged edition

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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
 get in the van. get in the van right now. you think this isn't loaded? get in the loving van right now or ill spray your brains over the sidewalk

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Salt Fish posted:

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
 my names not george though

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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
 Lemme tell you bout the mens rights movement

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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
 Will you be my mom?

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