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you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Nigmaetcetera posted:

My dad is a former colon-rectal medicine specialist and I showed him the picture and he says it's probably a fissure, and you should see a doctor about it but it is in no way an emergency, so see a doctor some time in the next week or two

dammit son i said id reply myself, that's it get your poo poo out of my house

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Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Username makes post

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

you irl posted:

dammit son i said id reply myself, that's it get your poo poo out of my house

i can't risk moving that large an amount of drugs at once

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

op has a butt cancer lmao

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Nigmaetcetera posted:

i can't risk moving that large an amount of drugs at once

just be gone by 9 your mom's gonna get a colorectal examination tonight if you know what i mean heyoo UP TOP!!

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
I have learned much about blood in the poop from this thread. Fortunately, I have never needed to know anything about blood in the poop because I am good.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Take anal beads out before pooping

Those things should come with instructions

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
OP. The China.jpg thread has informed me that you symptoms are consistent with drinking cold water.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Grats op, you're a woman now.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
don't worry op it's fine im an rear end doctor

3D GAY WORLD
May 15, 2007
Anal fissure is a possibility, given how bright red it is, although there's a bit too much of it for that to definitely be the case.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

3D GAY WORLD posted:

Anal fissure is a possibility, given how bright red it is, although there's a bit too much of it for that to definitely be the case.

id need to taste it to be sure

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
I once poo poo a whole bunch of blood after holding in a big poo poo for way too long and it was pretty concerning. I told my friends and they told me I should see a doctor immediately but I decided to wait for my next poo poo and see what happened and it was totally normal so I never had it checked out. Everything has been totally normal since so I guess it wasn't a big deal or maybe I just blacked out and ate a bunch of red food coloring.

That's my blood poop story.

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Op you're not a kid anymore. Time to treat your rear end in a top hat better, it won't last forever.

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