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1. get a flask 2. fill it with jack daniels old no.7 brand tennessee whiskey 3. order a caramel macchiato from the barista at your nearest starbucks 4. throw away the flask and drink your macchiato
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May 15, 2015 17:17
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wash that poo poo down with a bacon cheese from 5 guys ftw
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May 15, 2015 17:18
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I invented a drink in college many years ago. I called it the "Crawling Home Puker." 50/50 Wild Turkey and Vodka in a Metrodome cup (Dan Gladden '87 world series). The night did not end well. Never again.
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May 15, 2015 17:22
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kill yourself op
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May 15, 2015 17:28
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take a glass of vodka and mix in orange juice i call it the vorange juice 
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May 15, 2015 17:29
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thathonkey posted:order a caramel macchiato from the barista at your nearest starbucks
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May 15, 2015 17:30
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i dont usually like the taste of semen, but it tastes really good when you mix it with rum
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May 15, 2015 17:33
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nice one op here's a new drink I came up with: -take one bullet -insert it into the revolver's chamber -aim barrell of gun at forehead (some people mess this part up and point it at their temple) -pull the trigger -enjoy! 
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May 15, 2015 17:33
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a bone to pick posted:nice one op here's a new drink I came up with: Thats not a drink, reported for trolling, enjoy your ban troll
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May 15, 2015 17:33
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i call this the "reviver" 1. take a dump (has to be solid) 2. drink as much jack daniels as you can in one swig 3. take the turd and barf on it 4. stick the barf turd back up your butthole
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May 15, 2015 17:33
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Take 1 part fish tank water 3 parts urine 4 parts vodka and take it rectally. I call it mellow yellow.
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May 15, 2015 17:34
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drink a bunch of hydrogen peroxide op, it's got an extra oxygen atom and your body loves oxygen so it's p good for you
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May 15, 2015 17:40
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a bone to pick posted:nice one op here's a new drink I came up with: If you put the gun on your mouth it would be a drink of sorts please edit your post now
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May 15, 2015 17:48
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