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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



-Misfit- posted:

they are the ones who convinced george lucas to add jar jar and all that midichlorian bullshit

george lucas is a huge fuckin idiot all by himself he doesn't need no jewish faith

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Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Maniac Pahis
Nov 3, 2010

by Ralp
If they breathe too deeply through the nose they have been known to snort pets and small children

The_Angry_Turtle
Aug 2, 2007

BLARGH
Many jewish girls have a white fuzz all over their faces.

I find it really gross.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Christian teachers who like to teach.

In grade school I learned stuff from a great teacher. It is better to show how it is done, rather than just speak random bullshit.

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal

The_Angry_Turtle posted:

Many jewish girls have a white fuzz all over their faces.

I find it really gross.

Oh my god this is actually true. Israeli ex gf had that

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001
Grimey Drawer
Jews are actually inbred as hell and are all closely related to each other.

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

bagmonkey posted:

This is the truth.
actually yeah, thinking about it the two nicest and friendliest people i know are both members of the tribe

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

The_Angry_Turtle posted:

Many jewish girls have a white fuzz all over their faces.

I find it really gross.

Are they even fully human

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

mdm posted:

State of Israel is one of the more racist states, this is known

lol implying muslims are human

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


we got pretty big dongers and a marked inability to use them properly

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
Jesus was a fegelah

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Jews will die if they ever stop swimming

Nickelback Concert
Apr 28, 2015
Jews love jazz and Jewish men love black women

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Jews call bagels "hoops of shame" and believe that if they mutter curses upon their enemies through the bagel's hole, that Jew God will grant their wishes

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Jews even treat their own god lIke a dumb goy

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
Ramming a Jew and a Mormon together at high speeds will cause their bodies and personalities to fuse.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Jews are weak against water types

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

shiksa posted:

the only thing jews actually get offended by is offering hydrox instead of oreos at a party

hydrox taste better. sacrilegious but true

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Jews really like basketball

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

facebook jihad posted:

Jews really like basketball

they'd better, they own it! haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
Good in bed, but not in the sexy way

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



all jews are let's players but not all let's players are jews

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"
Jewish girls have big swingin tits

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

lmao

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN
their love of mustard

Marv Albert
May 15, 2003

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Jews are really good as basketball.

At least one of them is really good at calling basketball.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Sheep-Goats posted:

Markedly inferior to WASPs in the important category of lawn maintenance

Well I pay these nice Hispanics to do it and if I only have them come every other week I save a lot of money you see.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
if you hit a jew in a shower with a lead pipe they will swell up all purple and explode into a small pile of bronze coins

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Mr. Hand
Apr 28, 2015

by Cowcaster
Are very ethnocentric and tribal.

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