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start talking about the sinking of the Lusitania and the ramifications of using civilians as human shields as well as fabrication of casus belli, then move on to WWII in general there is simply so much to talk about, get going on Clausewitz because you are realist, then drat the politicians and say how they are doomed to repeat mistakes forever and then slip in that 9/11 was an inside job.
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I want to get drunk and have sex. Mexican food after. Maybe that's where things went wrong. Poor planning.
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May 16, 2015 06:57
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op you never answered the most important question, is she dtf?
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May 16, 2015 06:58
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If 2 people are blackout drunk and have sloppy sex, who raped who?
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May 16, 2015 07:04
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Abdul Alhazred posted:If 2 people are blackout drunk and have sloppy sex, who raped who? get it in then drink the gin
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May 16, 2015 07:06
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If they are/were both into it, it's just called sex. Very common.
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May 16, 2015 07:07
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The gently caress OP did you remind her that you were JUST at mexican restaurant? Sounds like you picked up a hungry one, whooweee, cowboy. youre my little cowboy op
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May 16, 2015 07:10
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use a bag op
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May 16, 2015 07:10
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Abdul Alhazred posted:If 2 people are blackout drunk and have sloppy sex, who raped who? The guy raped the girl because chances are she's the one who regrets it and calls out rape
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May 16, 2015 07:12
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make a roast! get some potatos, thaw some meat in the microwave, chop some veggies and get roasting. 2 hours later you will have a roast and she will either have left or will have fallen asleep or will gladly eat the delicious roast
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May 16, 2015 07:13
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Windows 98 posted:The guy raped the girl because chances are she's the one who regrets it and calls out rape Alright op, we've got a gameplan for you. 1) get drunk 2) gently caress 3) wake up and file a police report first
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May 16, 2015 07:32
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needless to say op, demanding food while drunk is the numero uno future fatty red flag (that's if she's not already fat)
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May 16, 2015 07:48
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Windows 98 posted:Is this the "Live Tweeting" I keep hearing about? Are you live tweeting your rape? This isn't twitter. Idiot doesn't even know what website he is on
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May 16, 2015 07:52
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Shadow posted:I agree it sounds absurd but don't tell me you haven't ever had a girl that was not just drunk but obnoxiously drunk. At that point you just want her gone. my housemate bought a girl back once and she was so drunk when he said 'I'm not going to sleep with you' (not being a rapist) she screamed 'is it cos I'm ugly?!', punched a mirror out and then stomped all over the glass. i was watching trek at the time wondering wtf.
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May 16, 2015 08:34
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opus111 posted:my housemate bought a girl back once and she was so drunk when he said 'I'm not going to sleep with you' (not being a rapist) she screamed 'is it cos I'm ugly?!', punched a mirror out and then stomped all over the glass. i was watching trek at the time wondering wtf. Jesus did she cut her fist open? Was she on something else?
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May 16, 2015 13:28
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opus111 posted:my housemate bought a girl back once pretty much every goon story could start with a variation of this.
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May 16, 2015 13:31
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Shadow posted:Jesus did she cut her fist open? Was she on something else? no she had just been shotgunning wine all night apparently. she did cut her hands yeah but her feet were a mess, she went to hospital in the morning after passing out on the sofa. I pretended to be asleep all morning so I didn't have to get involved. memoriez!
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May 16, 2015 21:52
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opus111 posted:no she had just been shotgunning wine all night apparently. she did cut her hands yeah but her feet were a mess, she went to hospital in the morning after passing out on the sofa. I pretended to be asleep all morning so I didn't have to get involved. memoriez! This worked for me as well.
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May 16, 2015 22:33
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May 16, 2015 22:35
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Aferisan posted:I went on an okvupid date at a local Mexican restaurant. The girl I meet is funny she works in finance and dating is her "going out" activity. She gets absolteluy tanked so I take her back to my place. 
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May 16, 2015 22:38
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lulz
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May 16, 2015 22:41
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be careful goon this mexican woman is trying to get an anchor baby from you
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May 16, 2015 22:41
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We met a couple drunk girls on the street friday night and took a bunch of selfies in a garbage can, it was a nice non rapist experience
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