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when you correctly predict the missing requirements
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Ludwig van Halen posted:when you copy and paste 100% of your code off stack overflow #justdeveloperthings Yeah why reinvent the wheel?
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Who the gently caress wrote this garbage? *runs git blame* Oh poo poo it was me #justdeveloperthings
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biznatchio posted:Who the gently caress wrote this garbage? *runs git blame* Oh poo poo it was me #justdeveloperthings
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biznatchio posted:Who the gently caress wrote this garbage? *runs git blame* Oh poo poo it was me #justdeveloperthings
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when you make the build slower so you can take longer walks #justdeveloperthings
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when your staring off into nothing trying to think of a name for a variable and then forget what the gently caress you were even trying to do #justdeveloperthings
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biznatchio posted:Who the gently caress wrote this garbage? *runs git blame* Oh poo poo it was me #justdeveloperthings
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shitface posted:
lol biznatchio posted:Who the gently caress wrote this garbage? *runs git blame* Oh poo poo it was me #justdeveloperthings lol
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shitface posted:
lol
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when you can't understand the last guy's code so you just rewrite everything #justdeveloperthings
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getting paid by lowtax for years to do literally nothing #justwebmasterthings
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when one of your code reviewers is a pedantic piece of poo poo for all of your commits but brushes off any suggestions to improve theirs #justdeveloperthings
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The Management posted:when you can't understand the last 
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horse mans posted:when one of your code reviewers is a pedantic piece of poo poo for all of your commits but brushes off any suggestions to improve theirs #justdeveloperthings  #justdeveloperthings
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biznatchio posted:Who the gently caress wrote this garbage? *runs git blame* Oh poo poo it was me #justdeveloperthings
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biznatchio posted:Who the gently caress wrote this garbage? *runs git blame* Oh poo poo it was me #justdeveloperthings who the gently caress wrote this garbage? *solo project since 2010*
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biznatchio posted:*runs git* Who the gently caress wrote this garbage? #justdeveloperthings
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Spend 5 hours trying to get VIM juuuuust right, actually do work for 15 minutes #justdeveloperthings
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shitface posted:
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adding a random number between 2 and 6 to increment your projects 'progress' for every weekly meeting while doing nothing then hacking it all out the night before
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*hypnotized by a single word devoid of meaning or association for five minutes* #justSemanticSatiationThings
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ballparking all the deliverables that you haven't already written as being done 3 weeks after the 2 week notice you're gonna put in this summer #justdeveloperthings
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aka the last 5 months of my motorola job lmfao owned, idiots
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The Management posted:when you can't understand the last
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when you find out some new command-line thing that you never knew existed #justdeveloperthings
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when your Makefile tracks a dependency perfectly in a complex project #justdeveloperthings
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making like a lot of money compared to the effort you put in...compared to a tomato picker or something #thatsjustadeveliperthing
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srsly why did they make society so retarted... o wl its cool for me
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