I say pirates, armed to the teeth and would just shoot the ninja
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# ? May 16, 2015 20:19 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 10:16 |
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ninjas have the shadows as an ally and superior martial train8ng and prowess
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# ? May 16, 2015 20:21 |
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Ninjas live unseen and strike from the shadows. You can't shoot what you can't see. The choice is clear
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# ? May 16, 2015 20:21 |
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time traveling cyborgs as you didnt even expect them
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# ? May 16, 2015 20:23 |
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You can't win poo poo if you got scurvy.
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# ? May 16, 2015 20:24 |
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had a few hr discussion with someone in college about this, finally got won over to the pirate side over the whole "he'd just shoot him" argument. Indy vs. flashy sword swinging guy pretty much illustrates how pirate vs ninja would go down.
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# ? May 16, 2015 20:27 |
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There's only one way to settle this... http://www.spike.com/articles/9of4p3/deadliest-warrior-pirate-vs-ninja Pirates win.
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# ? May 16, 2015 20:27 |
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are we talking Blackbeard type pirates or somali pirates?
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# ? May 16, 2015 20:34 |
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this was already settled by history op. the nipponese were forbidden by law from getting into duels with dutch/portuguese sailors because they never won
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# ? May 16, 2015 20:45 |
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if the pirates have modern firearms the nijnas dont stand a chance
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# ? May 16, 2015 20:46 |
an army of cyborgs from the future
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# ? May 16, 2015 20:49 |
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sketch_nimrod posted:if the pirates have modern firearms the nijnas dont stand a chance that's what i'm thinking. like if the pirates just have wheel lock pistols or whatever and the ninjas have bows and shurikens...okay, even match. but if they are somali pirates with machine guns and rocket launchers, that's going to tip the balance of power quite a bit.
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# ? May 16, 2015 20:49 |
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Pirates still definitely exist today; sometimes the Russian navy threatens to shoot them. Ninjas (probably) don't still exist; and even if they do I am pretty sure Naruto is gonna shame them into not showing up for a fight. Pirates.
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# ? May 16, 2015 20:58 |
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ZOmbies!!! l o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o l
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# ? May 16, 2015 20:59 |
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wikipedia posted:
yeah sounds like some real useful poo poo
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# ? May 16, 2015 21:02 |
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peparony and monkeychease
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# ? May 16, 2015 21:02 |
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Nuke it from fire orbit
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# ? May 16, 2015 21:04 |
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Getting kissed by a girl.
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# ? May 16, 2015 21:10 |
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Getting kissed by a girl. Krying about Korra I take children's cartoons way too seriously for a man in his 40s. (I'm so lonely)
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# ? May 16, 2015 21:14 |
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what if the ninjas had lightsabers
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# ? May 16, 2015 21:27 |
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monkey cheese
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# ? May 16, 2015 21:32 |
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This thread is a little too random for me. I'm just not that zany. Sorry.
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# ? May 16, 2015 21:56 |
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ITT we are still in high school
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# ? May 16, 2015 21:57 |
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Some people are not citing their evidence itt.
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# ? May 16, 2015 22:03 |
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Enfield posted:what if the ninjas had lightsabers dude they don't need light sabers they have hanzo steel katanas
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# ? May 16, 2015 22:05 |
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lmao if you think the ninjas would even make their presence known to the pirates when they were any condition to fight ninjas would lie in wait and descent silently upon the pirates after a night of drunken revelry
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# ? May 16, 2015 22:10 |
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Windows 98 posted:ITT we are still in high school dont you life with your parents? owned
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# ? May 16, 2015 22:12 |
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<--------- nuff said
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# ? May 16, 2015 23:00 |
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Why would some scrawny kid with a cd-rom burner win over a ninja!?
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# ? May 16, 2015 23:14 |
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Fredrik1 posted:Why would some scrawny kid with a cd-rom burner win over a ninja!? That's not what they're talking about, ya goofball!
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# ? May 16, 2015 23:18 |
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Everybody would win. The ninjas would wait until the pirates are asleep, and while they're waiting they'd realize they have no reason to fight pirates in the first place. The pirates wouldn't know the ninjas were even there. They would all go on with their lives. Until the cyborgs come.
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# ? May 17, 2015 20:01 |
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Bump
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# ? May 17, 2015 20:59 |
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How would the ninjas get onto the boats anyway?
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# ? May 17, 2015 21:08 |
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Black people would win, then white people would make up some racist stuff in order to justify it. Just like when Jews were the dominant race in the NBA.
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# ? May 17, 2015 21:15 |
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BACON would beat both with a bacon katana lolololol!
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# ? May 17, 2015 21:29 |
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Answer
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# ? May 17, 2015 21:34 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 10:16 |
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roomforthetuna posted:Everybody would win. The ninjas would wait until the pirates are asleep, and while they're waiting they'd realize they have no reason to fight pirates in the first place. The pirates wouldn't know the ninjas were even there. They would all go on with their lives. I vote for the cyborgs cum
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# ? May 17, 2015 21:43 |