an idea to increase the number of women in computers

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DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

what if every programmer had a secretary? a secretary would)

a) help me compose emails
b) help me communicate with my coworkers / outside staff

a superior secretary would)

a) let me dictate code without actually worrying about the syntax of the language. they would just implement whatever i wanted. for instances, i could say:

quote:

ok: program start:

a program that can understand human syntax perfectly:

do program

end program

ok mary, you got all that? dictated, not read

and then mary would just write the program

anyhow seems obvioust to me, thoughts??

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003; Can't post for 5 hours!

First post.

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pram: Jun 10, 2001

good poo poo op, sounds disruptive. where do i mail my vc check

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Glans Dillzig: Nov 23, 2011; knickerbocker expert

as a Forums Gay, i'm not sure i'm entirely comfortable with the idea of more women in computing, OP

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RBC: Nov 23, 2007; IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

thats such a wacky idea, it just may work.

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A Pinball Wizard: Mar 23, 2005; I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands; College Slice

op pls stop trying to coopt my patented ideas, my lawyer will be in contact shortly

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echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

women are better than men. we should all now down to their superiority and beauty

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Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

if we shrink them down to like an inch tall we could fit a lot of women in computers, hth op

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oh no blimp issue: Feb 23, 2011

Cold on a Cob posted:

if we shrink them down to like an inch tall we could fit a lot of women in computers, hth op

we dont wanna hear about your weirdo fetish

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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Glans Dillzig posted:

as a Forums Gay, i'm not sure i'm entirely comfortable with the idea of more women in computing, OP

less competition

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Cantorsdust: Aug 10, 2008; Infinitely many points, but zero length.

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

quote:
ok: program start:

a program that can understand human syntax perfectly:

do program

end program

ok mary, you got all that? dictated, not read

p sure this is legit python code

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