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Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002

Is anyone else outraged at the fancy new Minesweeper? I'm sorry if this is the wrong forum to post this but I think it's a really important issue.

The new Minesweeper NOT ONLY has a flower mode, but it lets you replay the same minefield if you fail. I don't think our ancestors from world war one had the opportunity to "replay" crossing a mine field. I mean come on.

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Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
theres a new minesweeper?

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
Today GBS is reminded that minesweeper exists.

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
oh poo poo your right op, it's different

Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002

Granted the sound effects are quite good.. I just don't care for all the glitter and the built-in casual mode.

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
yeah, if minesweeper isn't safe from the CASUAL GAMERS I don't know what is

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
You've come to the right place, when you want to lead change in this country you come to ye olde general bullshit. :yaycloud:

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I had to make a minesweeper game for Web programming 1 class. The old version is pretty neat, my Javascript html 5 one is junk

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Otto von Ruthless posted:

theres a new minesweeper?

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
actually minesweeper needs to be fancier; little animated Vietnamese children limbs asunder when you fail

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
where is this new minesweeper

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
how do i get old minewsweepr there has to be a way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
theres old minesweepers and bold minesweepers but never no old bold minesweepers

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
pretty much every generated layout requires 1 or more correct guesses after youve marked every single other mine
kinda makes it a dumb game

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy
Can't, it sank.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



lol is you havent upgraded to 3d minesweeper http://egraether.com/mine3d/

Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002

gggiiimmmppp posted:

lol is you havent upgraded to 3d minesweeper http://egraether.com/mine3d/

I'm sorry but that app doesn't support chording, the technique of using two mouse buttons. Are you even being serious with that post??

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

I've been playing Minesweeper since Windows 3.1

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Wait till you check out the new multiplayer solitaire!

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
My pops, a good man, used to love minesweeper.

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
J F C , just go to options and select "Classic Mode"

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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pretty sure theres a minesweeper megathread in games

if there isnt someone should make one

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

on that note WHERE THE gently caress IS MY SPACE CADET PINBALL

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting
I miss the little yellow face that used to be on minesweeper. He'd get worried each time you click. I really appreciated his concern.

Frostwerks posted:

where is this new minesweeper

Windows 7

Absolute Lithops fucked around with this message at 07:52 on May 17, 2015

Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002

carrion kit posted:

J F C , just go to options and select "Classic Mode"

There''s no classic mode option. I'm on version 6.1 though

EDIT: Holy poo poo are you speaking about the Windows 8, not-included-by-default, lovely version developed by some random software mill Minesweeper?

I don't think this thread is for you people.

Tenacious J fucked around with this message at 08:04 on May 17, 2015

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
yo, anyone ever beat that ski game with the yeti? yeti souls or some poo poo?

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord

Tenacious J posted:

There''s no classic mode option. I'm on version 6.1 though

EDIT: Holy poo poo are you speaking about the Windows 8, not-included-by-default, lovely version developed by some random software mill Minesweeper?

I don't think this thread is for you people.

made you look




:mmmhmm:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
the new minesweeper uses the wrong kind of RAM

oddeye
Jul 24, 2005

Why don't you come over and sweep my minefield?

oddeye
Jul 24, 2005

I meant let's gently caress

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


$5 DLC to dress your mines up as Mario sprites, sign me up

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
the only people who play minesweeper are people slacking off at work, so get back to work

oddeye
Jul 24, 2005

In all honesty, my PTSD prevents me from playing at all. You should all feel thankful you can sweep for mines at any time without the uncontrollable crying and far stare, mouth open flashbacks that I occur on a daily basis just so you'd have the freedom to play a game like that.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

minesweeper is terrible

Kehveli
Apr 1, 2009

Push It Like You Push Your Girlfriend

RaySmuckles posted:

yo, anyone ever beat that ski game with the yeti? yeti souls or some poo poo?

Ski or die? You press a button to go faster and get away from the yeti.

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Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

EngineerSean posted:

the only people who play minesweeper are people slacking off at work, so get back to work

That's not true, sometimes I'm on hold with ATT about why the hell my internet is down.

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