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May 17, 2015 16:20
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May 17, 2015 16:23
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pity reply
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May 17, 2015 16:25
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Should have been "funny thing a goon lawyer could say" 1/10
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May 17, 2015 16:26
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Squeezy Farm posted:
Lol
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May 17, 2015 16:54
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Don't worry about it, Zim, I'll get you off the hook.
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May 17, 2015 17:14
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Start off with a knock knock joke
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May 17, 2015 17:14
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im legally gay
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May 17, 2015 17:16
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Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, *Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart*
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May 17, 2015 17:40
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Judge lest ye be judged, judge
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May 17, 2015 17:41
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poo poo friend of the family balls gently caress rear end rear end assssssss if that didn't seem funny well imagine a lawyer saying it in a court of law
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May 17, 2015 17:43
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Squeezy Farm posted:
Your honour id like to call a recess granted *dials phone Hi recess it's lawyer
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May 17, 2015 17:46
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"I feel that the American legal system is healthy and her citizens well suited to server as jurors."
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May 17, 2015 17:47
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habeas cuckus
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May 17, 2015 17:57
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Only to be used on April 1st: "My client pleads guilty to all charges."
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May 17, 2015 17:58
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were i to commit suicide it would be a good start in that there would be one less lawyer in existance
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May 17, 2015 18:00
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I hate all jews
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May 17, 2015 18:00
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If the glove don't fit you must acquit.
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May 17, 2015 18:03
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Smash your testicles with the judges gavel as a display of dominance
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May 17, 2015 18:07
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objection  overruled  Order in the court!  good stuff
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May 17, 2015 18:53
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Gimbal lock posted:If the glove don't fit you must acquit.
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May 17, 2015 18:54
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Works on contingency? No, money down!
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May 17, 2015 18:54
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No, your honour, my client is not a Something Awful Goon 
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May 17, 2015 18:58
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Your honor my client has kept a journal and I'd like to read a few entries
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May 17, 2015 18:58
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The drugs in my system won't be shown in court.
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May 17, 2015 19:02
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Nah, I don't want anymore cocaine
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May 17, 2015 19:03
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Am lawyer: "m'culpa".
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May 17, 2015 19:11
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The American legal system is just and equitable.
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May 17, 2015 19:15
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you're white and rich, you might have to do some jail time
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May 17, 2015 19:16
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I rest my crave case like the lawyer is super stoned and brought sliders instead of files and briefs
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May 17, 2015 21:23
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