lawfare posted:

ITT instead of shitposting lets pitch culture clashes that will be used in Borat 2, heres mine:

Borat goes to a My Little pony convention and mistakes one of the furries for a literal horse and has a nice sex with it

Bokito posted:

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the might penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

smoobles posted:

my name a borat

Mr. Unlucky posted:

lol imagine being from kazakstahn and like you escape that (im assuming here) goat loving shithole and get to a place with a theater and theres like a wide release movie making fun of your country in the most blatantly racist way possible and no one cares at all not even the most liberal its just like your country basically doesnt exist he couldve made borat be from wa-wa-wee-wa-land but he picked some random patch of desert no one gives a poo poo about just because he could. like whats even the point of kazakstahn would anyone even know of its existence if it werent for this movie i guess what im saying is we should just bulldoze that whole country and open a big mall probably, just put a big statue of borat in the center like 800 feet tall.

Whorelord posted: