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I haven't seen those in a while. I just poop
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I saw those on a bathroom wall dispenser once so I tried it out and I think they're supposed to have a dangly flap so they disappear when you flush. At least the one I tried did. I didn't like it, it was nasty crinkly paper.
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May 18, 2015 11:14
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psyopmonkey posted:I have a little bottle with a sprayer with some 99.9% Iso Alcohol. I hope you clean the seat once you're done as a courtesy to the toilets next co habitant
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May 18, 2015 11:21
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i travel with a team of industrial cleaning specialists, who perform a superheated steam disinfection of the stall and toilet before i use it. my toilet butler (wearing full hazmat suit, which is later burned) holds the door open for me to enter. after im done my post-evacuative surgical team conducts a lye-based chemical delamination of the outer skin layers of my buttcheeks.
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May 18, 2015 12:13
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really, if you are concerned about bacteria or parasites in public restrooms all you have to do is squat and poo poo on the floor.
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May 18, 2015 12:15
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they have dispensers with these loving things on every toilet at the bathrooms where i work so i see it all the time. i just don't get it. your butt is super soft and unless you have open wounds on it or the toilet seat is actually covered in visible fecal matter/piss/worse, just sit the gently caress down little bitch
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May 18, 2015 12:28
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you irl posted:i travel with a team of industrial cleaning specialists, who perform a superheated steam disinfection of the stall and toilet before i use it. my toilet butler (wearing full hazmat suit, which is later burned) holds the door open for me to enter. after im done my post-evacuative surgical team conducts a lye-based chemical delamination of the outer skin layers of my buttcheeks. same psyopmonkey posted:I dunno bro, people are saying 70% is better. The small amount of water reduces the surface tension, so that the alcohol can get into all the nooks and crannies 
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May 18, 2015 12:44
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do like the Chinese women do at my work, stand on the toilet seat and hose the whole stall down
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May 18, 2015 12:44
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thread title made me want to watch a what is the deal with public toilets standup routine performed by george costanza
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May 18, 2015 12:50
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is it weird if i carry a set of scalpels and excise my entire epidermis and dermis after any contact with the outside world?
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May 18, 2015 17:38
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The Biscuit posted:
Cool tip. Thanks.
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May 18, 2015 18:15
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How the f did I get cancer?
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May 18, 2015 18:20
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i don t understand why people leave those either. Or don't flush when they're done period. It's one button. My guess is that they don't know that the manual flush button exists in case the flush sensor doesnt work right hmm lots of thinking to do on this topic
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May 18, 2015 18:21
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psyopmonkey posted:How the f did I get cancer? All the years of toilet seat cleaning have finally caught up for you. I'm sorry this had to happen to you and hope you will find people to support you in this trying time. lordoftheT fucked around with this message at 18:24 on May 18, 2015 |
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May 18, 2015 18:21
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But actually I think someone got upset and bought you a forums cancer avatar..
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May 18, 2015 18:22
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lordoftheT posted:But actually I think someone got upset and bought you a forums cancer avatar.. Meh, whatev.
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May 18, 2015 18:23
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yeah real forums cancer greys your posts out so you have to mouse over them to read them properly too bad the cat was cute
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May 18, 2015 18:32
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Moridin920 posted:yeah real forums cancer greys your posts out so you have to mouse over them to read them properly Ill change it back later. Yay disposable income. 
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May 18, 2015 18:33
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Psyopmonkey takes numerous dicks in his rear end in a top hat but a Dennys toilet is too much for his dedicate poo cutter to handle without disinfectant.
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May 18, 2015 18:35
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If you don't clean your dick and/or wear a condom before sex you are kinda an rear end in a top hat imo E: actually cleaning your dick from time to time is a good plan in general.
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May 18, 2015 18:36
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vyst posted:Psyopmonkey takes numerous dicks in his rear end in a top hat but a Dennys toilet is too much for his dedicate poo cutter to handle without disinfectant. I rarely do anal. Why are you calling me a dude? Bitch, you a rude baby. 
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May 18, 2015 18:39
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lordoftheT posted:If you don't clean your dick and/or wear a condom before sex you are kinda an rear end in a top hat imo What about during sex? 
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May 18, 2015 19:47
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:What about during sex? At that point you just gotta go with your hearts desire I guess.
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May 18, 2015 19:48
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psyopmonkey posted:I rarely do anal. Why are you calling me a dude? ah yes lets make this thread all about you
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May 18, 2015 19:50
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lemme waste paper because i am a bitch made baby afraid of toilet seats
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May 18, 2015 19:51
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i knew a motorola exec that would stroll in, flush the toilet, take a deuce and strut out without actually flushing his poo poo That's pro management swagger right there
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May 18, 2015 19:51
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Business Gorillas posted:ah yes lets make this thread all about you Like thats a new thing? 
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May 18, 2015 19:52
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dans posted:do like the Chinese women do at my work, stand on the toilet seat and hose the whole stall down lmao gross
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May 18, 2015 19:52
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psyopmonkey posted:Proof/Cite? I didn't know either. This guy presents a reasonable explanation: quote:The way by which alcohols destroy vegetative cells is by the absorption into the cell (which then causes cytoplasm leakage, denaturation of protein and eventually cell lysis - a combination of effects sometimes described as membrane disruption). To be readily absorbed into the cell water is needed. Thus an optimal balance between the concentration of alcohol in order to kill the cell and sufficient water to be absorbed is required. This comes out at around 70%. With 95% alcohol there is not sufficient water for the bacterial cell membrane to signal that the unknown liquid can be absorbed.
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May 18, 2015 19:56
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DetroitVectorSmooth posted:I didn't know either. This guy presents a reasonable explanation: Good stuff to know. I dont actually spray the seat down. Just a quick wipe with some TP. 
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May 18, 2015 19:59
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i only use covers when some less-evolved animal has pissed all over the seat
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May 18, 2015 22:28
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that reminds me one time at work i opened up a stall one morning and the back of the seat and all up the metal pipe in the back was blasted with this grotesque diarrheal spray but there was almost no smell and it looked dry like it had been there for a while. like this is at an office complex where only adults work and there is even a cleaning staff and everything that comes every night. some poor janitor must have come to that stall and said "enough is enough" someone would have had to be crouched hovering pretty high above the seat to back splatter like that. loving animals.
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May 18, 2015 22:36
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-Misfit- posted:people who use toilet seat covers and are afraid to touch the bathroom door handles are weak bitches and should not be allowed to procreate Why is there a waste basket next to the door?  Ps people wipe and don't wash
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May 18, 2015 22:54
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Lnao u bitchmade rustic peasants. I only poo poo after first building a toilet paper nest on the seat and also putting paper in the bowl to prevent splashback. I will never let my fine white rear end touch a toilet seat that has been soiled by the likes of you
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May 18, 2015 23:44
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I've never seen one of those things that actually had paper in them. loving public library.
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May 19, 2015 01:48
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i just poo poo wherever i want really, side of the road, middle of an aisle, in almost every thread
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May 19, 2015 02:09
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Dude im not throwing away my assnapkin you do it
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May 19, 2015 02:11
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i raw dog toliet seats, i dont use loving bowl condoms lol
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