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Morkies
Apr 19, 2015

by zen death robot

quote:

Your powers are controlling arachnids and creating force fields.

yeah i'd be evil

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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

blainestereo posted:

My power would be negging other people's powers, also a super annoying voice. Also I would be black for some reason.

Your super name will be Race Card

pepito sanchez
Apr 3, 2004
I'm not mexican
i can tranform into a number of flavored condoms and buttplugs

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Your powers are invisibility and manipulating metal.

So, the world bank then?

My Super name will be "The invisible hand of the free market"

However, I have an evil twin who wanks robots.

staberind fucked around with this message at 15:02 on May 19, 2015

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

quote:

Your powers are telepathy, super speed, withstanding extreme heat, and seeing the future.

lol I'll be a villain all the way and rob banks. Not only can I be in and out before anyone knows I'm there, but I can see how it will go. Extreme heat is convenient since I imagine running at superspeed would generate a lot of heat due to friction.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
OP, i went w/ villain and monetize

weird how many others went w/ monetize i assume since it's GBS all those ppl will be giving that money away to poor ppl

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Your powers are projecting illusions, super hearing, and manipulating time.

im stealing every drat thing

pepito sanchez
Apr 3, 2004
I'm not mexican

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

OP, i went w/ villain and monetize

weird how many others went w/ monetize i assume since it's GBS all those ppl will be giving that money away to poor ppl

Your super power is making GBS threads money

You are a doobie star citizen

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off
"Your powers are passing through solid objects and transforming into a liquid form."

While this makes me an ideal thief, it also would make me completely kickass at like search and rescue. Monetize by doing globetrotting treasure hunter crap, moonlight as a hero if somebody's coal mine collapses or whatever.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

OP, i went w/ villain and monetize

weird how many others went w/ monetize i assume since it's GBS all those ppl will be giving that money away to poor ppl

yes, to GBS :xd:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Can I just be a powerful oppressor of minorities instead? That seems like it'd be a lot less stressful

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Mine was "near invulnerability to damage and the abilty to drain lifepower", which I guess could make me a pretty big hit in some kind of extreme gay dungeon porn or something. Or wrestling. Or be a stuntman.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Randarkman posted:

Mine was "near invulnerability to damage and the abilty to drain lifepower", which I guess could make me a pretty big hit in some kind of extreme gay dungeon porn or something. Or wrestling. Or be a stuntman.

you're basically a vampire

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
You could edit the op to add comical weaknesses.
Daredevil's would be a rock concert. or hand grenades.

shove me like you do
Dec 9, 2007

Real Neato

Fun Shoe
I got seeing remote events, controlling earth, becoming gigantic, and healing quickly.

Id be the best construction worker ever.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Booblord Zagats posted:

Can I just be a powerful oppressor of minorities instead? That seems like it'd be a lot less stressful

Remember, everyone in the World now has crappy super powers. Any wannabe oppressors will probably end up with a butt full of invisible electric spiders.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
I wanna fly. That'd be loving cool.

HollywoodDialysis
Jan 19, 2005

not doing nothing
Grimey Drawer
I can control Gravity but I'm not sure how to extort the Earth into giving me what i want before I collapse everything into black hole (it's not like I'd go through with it.)

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Shockyourmonkey posted:

I can control Gravity but I'm not sure how to extort the Earth into giving me what i want before I collapse everything into black hole (it's not like I'd go through with it.)

Just subtly distort it so womens titties bounce around all the time whenever theyre near you imo

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Oberleutnant posted:

Just subtly distort it so womens titties bounce around all the time whenever theyre near you imo

I was gonna say to alter the gravity near you to make striking or shooting you impossible and always have a gas mask handy so you can do whatever you want, but I like your idea better.

Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck
"Your powers are transforming into a gelatinous form and seeing remote events."

I guess if you count being a fat Internet-loving shut in then I'm already pretty "super" :smuggo:

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
"Your powers are reading minds and controlling earth."

Do I control the earth, or just dirt and stone and stuff like that?

I mean, they're both good, but I'm going to be really dissapointed if I'm not the global overlord.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Deki posted:

"Your powers are reading minds and controlling earth."

Do I control the earth, or just dirt and stone and stuff like that?

I mean, they're both good, but I'm going to be really dissapointed if I'm not the global overlord.

Can't it be both? Tectonic Plates arranged into your most ideal and manageable configuration.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Jackpot! Villain with the powers of...

Your powers are controlling fire, super memory, and passing through solid objects.

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killmeimmafailure
Apr 19, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Hair and smell. Got hosed

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