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quote:Your powers are controlling arachnids and creating force fields. yeah i'd be evil
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# ? May 19, 2015 10:13 |
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blainestereo posted:My power would be negging other people's powers, also a super annoying voice. Also I would be black for some reason. Your super name will be Race Card
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# ? May 19, 2015 10:36 |
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i can tranform into a number of flavored condoms and buttplugs
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# ? May 19, 2015 14:56 |
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Your powers are invisibility and manipulating metal. So, the world bank then? My Super name will be "The invisible hand of the free market" However, I have an evil twin who wanks robots. staberind fucked around with this message at 15:02 on May 19, 2015 |
# ? May 19, 2015 14:59 |
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quote:Your powers are telepathy, super speed, withstanding extreme heat, and seeing the future. lol I'll be a villain all the way and rob banks. Not only can I be in and out before anyone knows I'm there, but I can see how it will go. Extreme heat is convenient since I imagine running at superspeed would generate a lot of heat due to friction.
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# ? May 19, 2015 15:02 |
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OP, i went w/ villain and monetize weird how many others went w/ monetize i assume since it's GBS all those ppl will be giving that money away to poor ppl
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# ? May 19, 2015 15:18 |
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Your powers are projecting illusions, super hearing, and manipulating time. im stealing every drat thing
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# ? May 19, 2015 15:24 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:OP, i went w/ villain and monetize Your super power is making GBS threads money You are a doobie star citizen
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# ? May 19, 2015 15:37 |
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"Your powers are passing through solid objects and transforming into a liquid form." While this makes me an ideal thief, it also would make me completely kickass at like search and rescue. Monetize by doing globetrotting treasure hunter crap, moonlight as a hero if somebody's coal mine collapses or whatever.
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# ? May 19, 2015 16:23 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:OP, i went w/ villain and monetize yes, to GBS
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# ? May 19, 2015 16:24 |
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Can I just be a powerful oppressor of minorities instead? That seems like it'd be a lot less stressful
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# ? May 19, 2015 16:36 |
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Mine was "near invulnerability to damage and the abilty to drain lifepower", which I guess could make me a pretty big hit in some kind of extreme gay dungeon porn or something. Or wrestling. Or be a stuntman.
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# ? May 19, 2015 16:43 |
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Randarkman posted:Mine was "near invulnerability to damage and the abilty to drain lifepower", which I guess could make me a pretty big hit in some kind of extreme gay dungeon porn or something. Or wrestling. Or be a stuntman. you're basically a vampire
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# ? May 19, 2015 18:37 |
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You could edit the op to add comical weaknesses. Daredevil's would be a rock concert. or hand grenades.
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# ? May 19, 2015 21:06 |
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I got seeing remote events, controlling earth, becoming gigantic, and healing quickly. Id be the best construction worker ever.
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# ? May 19, 2015 21:19 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Can I just be a powerful oppressor of minorities instead? That seems like it'd be a lot less stressful Remember, everyone in the World now has crappy super powers. Any wannabe oppressors will probably end up with a butt full of invisible electric spiders.
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# ? May 20, 2015 01:56 |
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I wanna fly. That'd be loving cool.
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# ? May 20, 2015 02:02 |
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I can control Gravity but I'm not sure how to extort the Earth into giving me what i want before I collapse everything into black hole (it's not like I'd go through with it.)
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# ? May 20, 2015 08:29 |
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Shockyourmonkey posted:I can control Gravity but I'm not sure how to extort the Earth into giving me what i want before I collapse everything into black hole (it's not like I'd go through with it.) Just subtly distort it so womens titties bounce around all the time whenever theyre near you imo
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# ? May 20, 2015 08:50 |
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Oberleutnant posted:Just subtly distort it so womens titties bounce around all the time whenever theyre near you imo I was gonna say to alter the gravity near you to make striking or shooting you impossible and always have a gas mask handy so you can do whatever you want, but I like your idea better.
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# ? May 20, 2015 16:57 |
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"Your powers are transforming into a gelatinous form and seeing remote events." I guess if you count being a fat Internet-loving shut in then I'm already pretty "super"
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# ? May 20, 2015 17:24 |
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"Your powers are reading minds and controlling earth." Do I control the earth, or just dirt and stone and stuff like that? I mean, they're both good, but I'm going to be really dissapointed if I'm not the global overlord.
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# ? May 20, 2015 17:41 |
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Deki posted:"Your powers are reading minds and controlling earth." Can't it be both? Tectonic Plates arranged into your most ideal and manageable configuration.
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# ? May 20, 2015 18:13 |
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Jackpot! Villain with the powers of... Your powers are controlling fire, super memory, and passing through solid objects.
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# ? May 20, 2015 18:23 |
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Hair and smell. Got hosed
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# ? May 20, 2015 18:25 |