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Good luck in my life, heayh buddy i got a stroke of good luck lately. I got a response finally on my craigslist ad for a live-in slave. This girl moved in, kinda mannish but long pretty hair and all she wants is a place and booze, follows my every command. Buddy let me tell you, I've done it all, some stuff just so nasty i can't believe it, but i had to test her resolve to be a slave, you know? Anyway i commanded her to tell her about her past life, she said she had this really fat, overbearing brother who tried to run her life all the time and he was about to drive all the way here to Maine to pick her up and take her back to their parents' place. She said he got real creepy and touchy-feely all the time and she was just glad to be gone. Then I gave her some alone time with her vodka and Lorde (it's always Lorde for some reason).
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lol funny ref to a dif thread in GBS, i get the joke op
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May 18, 2015 07:33
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good av post combo, op
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