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Watched the NYR vs Tampa NHL game, had a , worked out, Posted a pointless loving thread (not including this one) and not killed myself. Guess all there is left to do is masturbate to some twisted as gently caress internet porn, watch something loving pointless for an hour and slowly hump a pillow until I fall asleep. All to do it again. Post your high accomplishments ITT.
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# ? May 19, 2015 05:31 |
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NOTHING
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# ? May 19, 2015 05:32 |
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I've puked three times since 1990 -1993 -1996 -2011 Have a solid streak going again *knock on wood*
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# ? May 19, 2015 05:34 |
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I had a pretty nice dinner and posted at you in a thread.
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# ? May 19, 2015 05:35 |
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i plan on making some imaginary numbers increase tonight so they can be larger
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# ? May 19, 2015 05:35 |
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I got some work done at work today.
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# ? May 19, 2015 05:37 |
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Vendagoat, I remember you looking like John Goodman in The Big Lebowski. How has that progressed since that thread?
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# ? May 19, 2015 05:37 |
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Charles Bukowski posted:Vendagoat, I remember you looking like John Goodman in The Big Lebowski. How has that progressed since that thread? I still look like him. I'm just not quite as wide anymore. Also, my Dilz is totally bigger.
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# ? May 19, 2015 05:38 |
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I farted a pretty big fart today. I'm pretty proud of it
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# ? May 19, 2015 05:39 |
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vendagoat I remember the text under your av used to say something else. why did you change it?
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# ? May 19, 2015 05:54 |
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VendaGoat posted:Watched the NYR vs Tampa NHL game, had a , worked out, Posted a pointless loving thread (not including this one) and not killed myself. nice
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# ? May 19, 2015 05:56 |
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made coffee with baileys and swiss miss mix, started painting these cool demons from buffy for my cool roommate, scared my dog and made him sneeze and show his belly
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# ? May 19, 2015 06:02 |
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i visited my mom, went to therapy, ate a burrito and got drunk while trying to make a database of idiot personal knowledge. i didn't set out to be a hero.
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# ? May 19, 2015 06:07 |
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saw this doge in a thread posted it would post again, 5 out of 5
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# ? May 19, 2015 06:12 |
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I got swole* at the gym, then I caught a free screening of Beetlejuice at a local theater. *less fat
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# ? May 19, 2015 06:22 |
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I bare knuckle boxed the subatomic structure of the earth once.
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# ? May 19, 2015 06:27 |
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Kuato posted:I've puked three times since 1990 rats can't vomit. jerry steinfeld is anti-semitic
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# ? May 19, 2015 06:30 |
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Wait did you mean high accomplishments or "high" accomplishments?
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# ? May 19, 2015 06:30 |
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I got my gosh darn avatar back. I also worked on my research paper and had a friend over for dinner. We had fried chicken, spicy potatoes, a salad, and pickles. P. Good night. 9/10, would do again.
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# ? May 19, 2015 06:31 |
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i hope the lightning win
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# ? May 19, 2015 06:41 |
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bump for more psyopmonkey
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# ? May 19, 2015 09:28 |
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circ dick soleil posted:bump for more psyopmonkey Post Rate 12.91 per day haha KILL YOURSELF HAHAHAHAHASKDHASKDJHALKSDJHALSKDHAKLSDHASKLDHKA>H TITTY POOP rear end YOU ILLITERATE IT DRONES WHO MAKE 40/K A YEAR I COULD TAKE ANY OF YOU
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# ? May 19, 2015 09:29 |
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Kuato posted:I've puked three times since 1990 what made you puke?
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# ? May 19, 2015 09:45 |
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i got drunk tonight
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# ? May 19, 2015 10:10 |
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Drank to avoid thinking. Got bored and played my final fantasy cellphone game while watching angry video game nerd videos. Help me.
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# ? May 19, 2015 10:39 |
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Charles Bukowski posted:Drank to avoid thinking. Got bored and played my final fantasy cellphone game while watching angry video game nerd videos. Help me. Why didn't you text everyone you've ever known about what you were doing and thinking? You were drunk, right?
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# ? May 19, 2015 10:43 |
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I drink to not think. No thoughts to send. Why would anyone care what I think anyway? I am as sad and lonely as Speedgem.
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# ? May 19, 2015 10:47 |
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Charles Bukowski posted:I drink to not think. No thoughts to send. Why would anyone care what I think anyway? I am as sad and lonely as Speedgem. Who is Speedgem?
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# ? May 19, 2015 10:48 |
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Charles Bukowski posted:Drank to avoid thinking. Got bored and played my final fantasy cellphone game while watching angry video game nerd videos. Help me. Give me all your money and assets then kill yourself
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# ? May 19, 2015 10:51 |
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I'm gonna eat a dolphin.
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# ? May 19, 2015 10:51 |
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Rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy, as they say. It's okay.
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