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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Watched the NYR vs Tampa NHL game, had a :burger:, worked out, Posted a pointless loving thread (not including this one) and not killed myself.

Guess all there is left to do is masturbate to some twisted as gently caress internet porn, watch something loving pointless for an hour and slowly hump a pillow until I fall asleep.

All to do it again.


Post your high accomplishments ITT.

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Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





NOTHING :emo:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I've puked three times since 1990

-1993
-1996
-2011

Have a solid streak going again *knock on wood*

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
I had a pretty nice dinner and posted at you in a thread.

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

i plan on making some imaginary numbers increase tonight so they can be larger

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever
I got some work done at work today.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Vendagoat, I remember you looking like John Goodman in The Big Lebowski. How has that progressed since that thread?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Charles Bukowski posted:

Vendagoat, I remember you looking like John Goodman in The Big Lebowski. How has that progressed since that thread?

I still look like him. I'm just not quite as wide anymore.

Also, my Dilz is totally bigger.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
I farted a pretty big fart today.



I'm pretty proud of it

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
vendagoat I remember the text under your av used to say something else. why did you change it?

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

VendaGoat posted:

Watched the NYR vs Tampa NHL game, had a :burger:, worked out, Posted a pointless loving thread (not including this one) and not killed myself.

Guess all there is left to do is masturbate to some twisted as gently caress internet porn, watch something loving pointless for an hour and slowly hump a pillow until I fall asleep.

All to do it again.


Post your high accomplishments ITT.

nice

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
made coffee with baileys and swiss miss mix, started painting these cool demons from buffy for my cool roommate, scared my dog and made him sneeze and show his belly

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i visited my mom, went to therapy, ate a burrito and got drunk while trying to make a database of idiot personal knowledge. i didn't set out to be a hero.

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009


saw this doge in a thread

posted it

would post again, 5 out of 5

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I got swole* at the gym, then I caught a free screening of Beetlejuice at a local theater.

*less fat

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I bare knuckle boxed the subatomic structure of the earth once.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Kuato posted:

I've puked three times since 1990

-1993
-1996
-2011

Have a solid streak going again *knock on wood*

rats can't vomit. jerry steinfeld is anti-semitic

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Wait did you mean high accomplishments or "high" accomplishments?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I got my gosh darn avatar back.

I also worked on my research paper and had a friend over for dinner.

We had fried chicken, spicy potatoes, a salad, and pickles.

P. Good night. 9/10, would do again.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

i hope the lightning win

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
bump for more psyopmonkey

Punch Card
Sep 13, 2005

by Ralp

circ dick soleil posted:

bump for more psyopmonkey

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TITTY POOP rear end YOU ILLITERATE IT DRONES WHO MAKE 40/K A YEAR I COULD TAKE ANY OF YOU

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Kuato posted:

I've puked three times since 1990

-1993
-1996
-2011

Have a solid streak going again *knock on wood*

what made you puke?

Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe
i got drunk tonight

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Drank to avoid thinking. Got bored and played my final fantasy cellphone game while watching angry video game nerd videos. Help me.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Charles Bukowski posted:

Drank to avoid thinking. Got bored and played my final fantasy cellphone game while watching angry video game nerd videos. Help me.

Why didn't you text everyone you've ever known about what you were doing and thinking? You were drunk, right?

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I drink to not think. No thoughts to send. Why would anyone care what I think anyway? I am as sad and lonely as Speedgem.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Charles Bukowski posted:

I drink to not think. No thoughts to send. Why would anyone care what I think anyway? I am as sad and lonely as Speedgem.

Who is Speedgem?

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Charles Bukowski posted:

Drank to avoid thinking. Got bored and played my final fantasy cellphone game while watching angry video game nerd videos. Help me.

Give me all your money and assets then kill yourself

Bob Saget IRL
Oct 24, 2014

I'm gonna eat a dolphin.

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I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy, as they say.

It's okay.

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