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If you have a bottom rung office job like what you're describing, you're either a lowest common denominator retard or you're just starting out and are expected to deal with mind numbing bullshit for a few years before they let you touch anything meaningful in any way. Not that there's not plenty of middle managers who do literally nothing every day, but generally by a certain pay scale you're held to achieving some kind of result.
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# ? May 19, 2015 16:08 |
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All of these rants about regular jobs sound like they are coming from some trenchcoat mafia surly teen.
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# ? May 19, 2015 16:17 |
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http://www.ribbonfarm.com/2009/10/07/the-gervais-principle-or-the-office-according-to-the-office/
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# ? May 19, 2015 16:30 |
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Hey now all three of those are freely mixed at all levels.
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# ? May 19, 2015 16:34 |
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:bump: feel u bro, never working in office again lololol
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# ? May 19, 2015 16:39 |
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I was fine with office work because the company was chil and there were beers every friday at 3. Then we merged and suddenly everything had to be spotless and timesheets, hour long monday morning meetings and signing an endless array of goodbye cards became the most important thing ever. So I had everyone sign a goodbye card for me and moved to the mountains and o skiing and ride my bike whenever I want. gently caress offices.
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# ? May 19, 2015 16:46 |
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I show up earlier than everybody else and am alone in the zone for like three hours, after which I put on headphonesporkchop_express posted:think about murder all day every day. lots n lots of murder Also do this
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# ? May 19, 2015 17:01 |
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I'm a NEET op.
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# ? May 19, 2015 17:12 |
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I mostly think about how at least i am in an air controlled building sitting on my rear end instead of doing manual labor out in the elements. Also i can wear headphones so i just listen to music for extra help tuning out everyone and everything else.
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# ? May 19, 2015 17:46 |
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i shitpost constantly and also drink at night
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# ? May 19, 2015 17:50 |
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I learned to stop caring and understand why people who have been here longer than 10 years go out of their way to do gently caress all. Trick is to leave before your soul is crushed and you are completely useless.
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# ? May 19, 2015 18:10 |
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To be honest, it starts with the hope of a permanent job. I am of the British working class, the lower end, and somehow managed to get employed in the civil service. Don't worry, Mail readers, it was an insignificant dept., but I was there. Absolutely no clue what I was supposed to be doing, but I faked it well, and somehow managed to not get sacked. Years pass, and I become aware that I'm likely to start killing. Hopefully with a target in mind, but more likely anyone who breathed funny or said something stupid. Or just happened to be near me. I do have some issues from life, but the work poo poo was not helping me be as civilised as we pretend. This is not good. So I leave and am now wandering around a museum, sometimes explaining that both mummies and dinosaur fossils are real (actually had to do this) and not wanting to kill quite so many people. So how do we drones deal with it? Not well, and I'd be cautious when in a government office - one of those cunts might be just like me. Just looking for an reason that justifies...
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# ? May 19, 2015 19:58 |
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the trick with office work is to stay busy. when you're bored you start noticing how loud your neighbor chews her gum and that's when the murdering starts
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# ? May 20, 2015 00:06 |
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Frijolero posted:I work at a warehouse currently. We're all hardworking men and women that actually do stuff all day. We also live in poverty. i worked in a warehouse for a summer job once and while it felt good being exhausted at the end of a working day in a weird masochistic way i could never do that day in day out with the long corridor of my entire working life before me.
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# ? May 20, 2015 00:21 |
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Ronwayne posted:Yeah, still not sure why people talk about office jobs being the worst. After construction, warehouse, etc etc, being constantly and nearly killed by the weather, the area, coworker, etc, sitting at a computer is pretty rad. its not the worst by any means, I'm not saying that. being packed this close to people you didn't choose to be and having to put up with them for 8 hours is pretty weird when you think about it though.
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# ? May 20, 2015 00:22 |
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serious norman posted:I'm a NEET op. im jelly
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# ? May 20, 2015 00:23 |
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Dude I take hella benzos and play on the internet and get paid a lot and it's pretty easy but kinda bs that I have to do it 5 days a week
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# ? May 20, 2015 00:31 |
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opus111 posted:its not the worst by any means, I'm not saying that. being packed this close to people you didn't choose to be and having to put up with them for 8 hours is pretty weird when you think about it though. Who would have guessed this weird, unpleasant person suffers from social anxiety. "The drones, just sitting there, breathing, making their noises. I can't even..."
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# ? May 20, 2015 02:58 |
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lol if you dont have your own office
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# ? May 20, 2015 02:59 |
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SSRIs, vending machines and obese single moms. whats not to love op?
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# ? May 20, 2015 03:05 |
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didnt read thread, did anyone say headphones? the answer is obviously headphones you piece of poo poo op
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# ? May 20, 2015 03:07 |
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Cocaine
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# ? May 20, 2015 03:07 |
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Fusilli Jerry posted:lol if you dont have your own office
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# ? May 20, 2015 03:12 |
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:SSRIs, vending machines and obese single moms. whats not to love op? I worked more often with middle aged ladies whose cubicles were adorned with mementos from their yearly trips to Vegas. Also every goddamn email forward they got was absolutely true, don't go in the malls on Halloween god bless.
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# ? May 20, 2015 03:21 |
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Agag posted:Who would have guessed this weird, unpleasant person suffers from social anxiety. lol go post about the horrors of gamer gate somewhere and leave my cool thread alone.
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# ? May 20, 2015 03:22 |
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Kumbamontu posted:didnt read thread, did anyone say headphones? the answer is obviously headphones you piece of poo poo op not allowed lol.
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# ? May 20, 2015 03:23 |
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opus111 posted:lol go post about the horrors of gamer gate somewhere and leave my cool thread alone. I'm going to lock you in an office with normal human beings until you cry.
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# ? May 20, 2015 03:23 |
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lol sorry your job sucks op, just cause your office blows doesn't mean all do
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# ? May 20, 2015 03:26 |
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reading books and watching netflix is the real office life
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# ? May 20, 2015 03:30 |
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Daedra posted:reading books and watching netflix is the real office life How do you manage watching poo poo at the office? Really need to know this cause i just got a bunch of king of the hills dvds and they aint gonna watch themselves
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# ? May 20, 2015 03:32 |
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Daedra posted:reading books and watching netflix is the real office life yeah i took my kindle in today, rinsed 'christine', good feels at the end.
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# ? May 20, 2015 03:36 |
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opus111 vs agag: whoever wins, we lose
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# ? May 20, 2015 03:48 |
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thathonkey posted:How do you manage watching poo poo at the office? Really need to know this cause i just got a bunch of king of the hills dvds and they aint gonna watch themselves i type the website netflix.com in my browser
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# ? May 20, 2015 03:51 |
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i work 24/7
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# ? May 20, 2015 03:52 |
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Dreaming of switching to a work at home job real soon now.
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# ? May 20, 2015 05:01 |
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opus111 posted:its not the worst by any means, I'm not saying that. being packed this close to people you didn't choose to be and having to put up with them for 8 hours is pretty weird when you think about it though. if 12-13 years of public schooling didn't acclimatize you to that nothing will.
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# ? May 20, 2015 05:47 |
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opus111 posted:if i lived in china i'd have gone crazy by now. this is why suicide nets are a thing.
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# ? May 20, 2015 05:55 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 23:42 |
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dad gay. so what posted:i work 24/7 poo poo posting ain't a job ... its a way of life
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