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Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I fantasize about making my ex boyfriend eat dog food out of a bowl on the floor while my boyfriend watches. What is this called?

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how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
Insanity.

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

It's called a bad posting gimmick OP.

Poz Party Pooper
Feb 16, 2014

chasing the cuckwagon

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

it's called "speedreading fetlife profiles"

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
We call that one the ol' Alpo Steamer Express.

:quagmire:

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
hot, keep going op :frogon:

Punch Card
Sep 13, 2005

by Ralp
lol random tane cuck fart hahaahahahah this whzat is humor is lol fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk balls

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

October Revolution posted:

hot, keep going op :frogon:

Sorry I don't have much to say. I was talking about it with my bf this morning and he thought it was funny. He also laughed at the suggestion I should get his friend drunk to overcome his inhibitions. Apparently his friend doesn't believe in casual sex and only likes True Love.

Punch Card
Sep 13, 2005

by Ralp
FART TITS

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

blainestereo posted:

It's called a bad posting gimmick OP.

This is not a gimmick, this is real life!

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Love.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Nirvikalpa posted:

I fantasize about making my ex boyfriend eat dog food out of a bowl on the floor while my boyfriend watches. What is this called?

if you're a man it's called perversion, if you are a woman it's called empowering and liberated sexuality.

Terrorist Fistbump
Jan 29, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Ask tumblr, im sure they have a sexy new label ready to go

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Poetic Justice posted:

if you're a man it's called perversion, if you are a woman it's called empowering and liberated sexuality.

Ok thanks for the help

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

are you a woman or a man? its either femdom or bdsm either way pm me

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
that's your standard K9ing

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

MOOBS! posted:

are you a woman or a man? its either femdom or bdsm either way pm me

Sorry I don't have PMs

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
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How long have you been a nominatrix?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Nirvikalpa posted:

I fantasize about making my ex boyfriend eat dog food out of a bowl on the floor while my boyfriend watches. What is this called?

Being a woman.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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When mixed with warm water, Chuck Wagon Dog Dinner makes its own rich, thick gravy. Or just serve dry. When switching from another dog food, it's a good idea to allow 7 to 10 days for the transition. Mix increasing amounts of Chuck Wagon with decreasing amounts of your dog's previous food until you are feeding only Chuck Wagon.

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

fyodor posted:

When mixed with warm water, Chuck Wagon Dog Dinner makes its own rich, thick gravy. Or just serve dry. When switching from another dog food, it's a good idea to allow 7 to 10 days for the transition. Mix increasing amounts of Chuck Wagon with decreasing amounts of your dog's previous food until you are feeding only Chuck Wagon.

Too bad my ex is vegetarian

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

I fantasize about the house being primed to explode in 10 seconds while this is ahppening

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

I fantasize about the house being primed to explode in 10 seconds while this is ahppening

me too, except before that the inhabitants are brutally murdered with machetes

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Did somebody say "Kibbles 'n' Cuck" yet

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Tujague posted:

Did somebody say "Kibbles 'n' Cuck" yet

drat that's good

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
I don't know what the word for that is but it isn't monogamy

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Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
A scene from the movie Audition

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