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Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
ll think I'm racist if I say two black people look the same. What should I do please help

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Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
they probably dont and you probably are

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
tell them george bush was a good president and that they are uppity

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

write an anonymous note to a darker skinned coworker and have them say it

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Compare a different Black person to a white celebrity first (to prove you are truly colorblind), and once the subject has been broached, go on to mention the resemblance between the first guy and Kanye.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
i don't think anyone really thinks black people look the same in general, but like all other races specific people can look the same.

accepting this is not racist, I hope this helps.

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

Applewhite posted:

Compare a different Black person to a white celebrity first (to prove you are truly colorblind), and once the subject has been broached, go on to mention the resemblance between the first guy and Kanye.

This is pretty good, maybe Charlie Brooker and Laurence Fishburne

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Wowbagger2004 posted:

This is pretty good, maybe Charlie Brooker and Laurence Fishburne

I was thinking a different black guy at your office but this works too.

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

Applewhite posted:

I was thinking a different black guy at your office but this works too.
No all the others are completely indistinguishable from sam jackson

SADDLE ME UP
Dec 2, 2014
I saw a guy who I thought looked like the black guy from half-life and then I looked a little longer and realized nope just an older black gentleman with a beard

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Does he show up hours later and treat everyone like poo poo and think he's king of the world as well?

Man, those Kanye people can get away with anything.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Whites and blacks are genetically closer related than whites and asians lol

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Beef Turret posted:

Whites and blacks are genetically closer related than whites and asians lol

you're genetically closer related to a dog vulva, retard

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Gatekeeper posted:

you're genetically closer related to a dog vulva, retard

You deserve to be riddled by bullets from a machine gun for saying this to me

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Kill the prick, next best thing to the real thing. Only good Kanye is a dead one. Knew a white Kanye hope he's dead too. Idk who Kanye west is tbqh but the name bodes ill

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Beef Turret posted:

You deserve to be riddled by bullets from a machine gun for saying this to me

i deserve that and worse but not for the reason you specified, crumbum

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