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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
koo thread name op good word choice

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Ddraig posted:

I like no music after the 90s at the very latest, so the chances are good it wasn't written by literal retards

or you're a codger

do you ever feel the need to sit on the porch and crack wise about how it was back in the day?

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house

Germstore posted:

or you're a codger

do you ever feel the need to sit on the porch and crack wise about how it was back in the day?

I can't because those loving kids won't get off my god drat lawn.

Pas2
Nov 25, 2002
First mention of Pertti Kurikan Nimipäivät in a "music written by literal retards"-thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePhjs-3q068

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Gimmie that olde tyme music, OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-n5vG2SjJY

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

have you heard of aesop rock op. seems like your poo poo.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
lmao who gives a poo poo

Artificial Idiocy
Jul 11, 2008

I refuse, someone wrote a stupid thing on the internet to get views and shares and it will not stand.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

What about Taylor Swift

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Cubey posted:

noted worst song ever recorded in any genre of music by any band ever 'crazy bitch' by buckcherry came out in 2006. mystery solved.
that song is terrible, but i can think of two songs worse than that

Black Eyed Peas- I Gotta Feeling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA

Puddle of Mudd- She (loving) Hates Me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr_5oYHEV3A

get that OUT of my face fucked around with this message at 23:57 on May 20, 2015

u sp33k l33t br0
Sep 12, 2007

Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?
Soiled Meat

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

at this point using the word "club" in your pop song should mean automatic banishment to tire fire island

What if it is a pop song about clubbing seals?

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012
This will all fix itself when prog rock gets popular again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOtdzF7qqrA

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Prog rock is loving awful.

Also a pop song about clubbing seals would probably be unpopular so they should make one about clubbing Seal.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Ddraig posted:

Prog rock is loving awful.

You are so wrong it hurts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrhnhXHVSQg

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012
what are you saying? the band I like with songs that are 27 minutes long will never be played on the radio?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAESckSwIWY

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


Someone please write us a pop song about clubbing seals.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house

You could have at least posted a moderately good example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85ekf15N4eA

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Ddraig posted:

Prog rock is loving awful.

yep, and no amount of genesis and yes one-hit-wonders or arguing that pink floyd is prog-rock will ever change that.

Giblet Plus!
Sep 14, 2004
Cannibal Corpse - Make them suffer

Grade level: 12.8

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


Jesus christ if those videos are examples of good prog rock than why the gently caress hasn't anyone killed and butchered everyone involved in the entire scene. A type of musical genocide.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb7GmolHTd4

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Happy Hedonist posted:

Jesus christ if those videos are examples of good prog rock than why the gently caress hasn't anyone killed and butchered everyone involved in the entire scene. A type of musical genocide.

Dude if Tom Sawyer makes you angry instead of giggling like an idiot you're just a bad person. Burned out and ugly inside. What's not to enjoy about a couple of old men rocking out with a laser show stoned out of their minds?

Prof. Faggot
May 4, 2006

Working intently on advanced Faggo-dynamics
Came here expecting an epic smack down on the intelligence of Bach, Schubert, Vivaldi, and Monteverdi. Thread did not deliver.

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


Funky See Funky Do posted:

Dude if Tom Sawyer makes you angry instead of giggling like an idiot you're just a bad person. Burned out and ugly inside. What's not to enjoy about a couple of old men rocking out with a laser show stoned out of their minds?

I actually do love the music, that fuckers voice though. God dammit it makes me want to loving kill.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
That Edgar Winter video is a pro click.

No matter how hard you try in your miserable life you will never be able to match the level of cool in that 9 minute video.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004


i prefer the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsdPbZfg6qE

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Thank you so so much for this.

Mixodorian
Jan 26, 2009
I like Daniel Johnston and Wesley Willis but I wouldn't say either of them are my favorites OP

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

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polio king
Jun 19, 2004


This one is much more tolerable.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
this thread was written by a literal retard

voted 1

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Ddraig posted:

That Edgar Winter video is a pro click.
That song was a huge hit, unlike something like Rush.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Anorexic Robot posted:

what are you saying? the band I like with songs that are 27 minutes long will never be played on the radio?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAESckSwIWY

"spilled my Darjeeling" hmm yes this is a song for sophisticated people

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
what if my favorite music is the national anthem, op? are you saying george washington was retarded? pretty hosed up...

bing_commander
Aug 14, 2009

In other news..
music is for listening to, not reading

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

what type of vocabulary are you expecting?

Long complicated words aren't really very good for fitting into a meter

bing_commander
Aug 14, 2009

In other news..
songs must be at least as advanced as the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Fonzarelli posted:

what type of vocabulary are you expecting?

Long complicated words aren't really very good for fitting into a meter

my nword have u tried talib kweli

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Del scores college or graduate reading level. Smoke more weed apparently.

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i bet you can amazon a hilarious book where they run raps through a thesaurus machine.

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