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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i wanna go to bed

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KernelSlanders
May 27, 2013

Rogue operating systems on occasion spread lies and rumors about me.

Daedra posted:

i wanna go to bed

Good god yes

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
lmbo win with a headbutt

welp i guess not

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

headbutts dont count lol

KernelSlanders
May 27, 2013

Rogue operating systems on occasion spread lies and rumors about me.

Happy Bear Suit posted:

headbutts dont count lol

Seriously?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Hey, something to do while I wile away my living hours upon this gay earth.

KernelSlanders
May 27, 2013

Rogue operating systems on occasion spread lies and rumors about me.

NHL posted:

78.5 Disallowed Goals – Apparent goals shall be disallowed by the
Referee and the appropriate announcement made by the Public
Address Announcer for the following reasons:
(i) When the puck has been directed, batted or thrown into the net by an
attacking player other than with a stick.
(ii) When the puck has been kicked using a distinct kicking motion.
(iii) When the puck has deflected directly into the net off an official.
(iv) When a goal has been scored and an ineligible player is on the ice.
(v) When an attacking player has interfered with a goalkeeper in his goal
crease.
(vi) When the puck has entered the net after making contact with an
attacking player’s stick that is above the height of the crossbar.
Where the puck makes contact with the stick is the determining
factor. See 38.4(vi).
(vii) When video review confirms the scoring of a goal at one end of the
ice, any goal scored at the other end on the same play must be
disallowed.
(viii) When a Linesman reports a double-minor penalty for high-sticking, a
major penalty or a match penalty to the Referee following the scoring
of a goal by the offending team, the goal must be disallowed and the
appropriate penalty assessed.
(ix) When a goalkeeper has been pushed into the net together with the
puck after making a save. See also 69.6.
(x) When the net becomes displaced accidentally. The goal frame is
considered to be displaced if either or both goal pegs are no longer in
their respective holes in the ice, or the net has come completely off
one or both pegs, prior to or as the puck enters the goal.
(xi) During the delayed calling of a penalty, the offending team cannot
score unless the non-offending team shoots the puck into their own
net. This shall mean that a deflection off an offending player or any
physical action by an offending player that may cause the puck to
enter the non-offending team’s goal, shall not be considered a legal
goal. Play shall be stopped before the puck enters the net (whenever
possible) and the signaled penalty assessed to the offending team.
(xii) When the Referee deems the play has been stopped, even if he had
not physically had the opportunity to stop play by blowing his whistle.
(xiii) Any goal scored, other than as covered by the official rules, shall not
be allowed.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Ha ha East coster, another period of...Oh. I'm East Coast.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
gently caress you emilio estevez

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Lol if you give AF about hockey right now.

Sharks and Kings both out? Yeah seasons over

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Warriors won tonight BTW!!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nooner posted:

Lol if you give AF about hockey right now.

Sharks and Kings both out? Yeah seasons over

You understand who you are antagonizing correct? You understand what Hockey is about right? You understand that Large me,n in uncomfortable and impossible boots, will go to extremes to compress your body into a space much smaller that it needs?

What I'm trying to say is; Butt Sex?

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...
started watching when I saw this thread.

couldn't give a rat's rear end about who wins so cheered for the clock.

game was over 12 minutes later. Far more hockey that I wanted to watch tonight between those two teams.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

VendaGoat posted:

You understand who you are antagonizing correct? You understand what Hockey is about right? You understand that Large me,n in uncomfortable and impossible boots, will go to extremes to compress your body into a space much smaller that it needs?

What I'm trying to say is; Butt Sex?

mfw when reading your posts => ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

VendaGoat posted:

You understand who you are antagonizing correct? You understand what Hockey is about right? You understand that Large me,n in uncomfortable and impossible boots, will go to extremes to compress your body into a space much smaller that it needs?

What I'm trying to say is; Butt Sex?

Quoting this so artisresistance has to read it one more time :twisted:

SD87
Jun 7, 2011

acejackson42 posted:

started watching when I saw this thread.

couldn't give a rat's rear end about who wins so cheered for the clock.

game was over 12 minutes later. Far more hockey that I wanted to watch tonight between those two teams.

I hope that your gonna be ok

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acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

SD87 posted:

I hope that your gonna be ok

I'm so pissed off right now thatt gnhnhntq xcbqqqq

I LIVE! I DIE! I LIVE AGAIN!

WIITTTNNNEEESSSS!

*huffs can of chrome spray paint to get the ducks and hawks out of his head*

acejackson42 fucked around with this message at 08:54 on May 20, 2015

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